Gawain 0 #1 January 14, 2003 Very, very sad. There's a lot of sadness in the world. Right now, as you read this, 17 million Americans are having sex. ...and you're on the computer. Very sad indeed. Present company included! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #2 January 14, 2003 ya know choking the chicken gawain in front of the puter to porn and sex are two totally different things- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #3 January 14, 2003 uff, luckily i'm erupean otherwise i'd might be sad too "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 January 14, 2003 God, I wish I could remember where I read it, but I saw a report about a year ago with actual numbers saying Americans had more sex more often than the British...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #5 January 14, 2003 I saw that article in the Guardian if I'm not mistaken, probably BBCi too.. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #6 January 14, 2003 well i'm not from uk, i'm from slovenia, where most of people are at work. So i'm pass that nervous night hours, where others are having sex and i'm behind computer. "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #7 January 14, 2003 computer sex! Who's game Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #8 January 14, 2003 Quote ya know choking the chicken gawain in front of the puter to porn and sex are two totally different things tsk tsk...GQ..the new terminology is "shaking hands with the unemployed" So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #9 January 14, 2003 Aren't there about 250 million americans? That means that 6,8% of all americans is having sex at all times. That means also that on average, an american spends 6,8% of his/her time having sex. That's 98 minutes of sex, everyday, for every american. Of course, there are a lot of americans that don't have sex, most notably minors of course, but also most DZcommers it seems some times...). This means that the ones that do have sex, have to have even more sex to compensate. Assuming (only)20% of population not having sex at all, the rest must have 122 minutes of sex every single day. Either my math is off, or you're one lucky nation... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #10 January 14, 2003 Quote Either my math is off, or you're one lucky nation... We're just livin' the dream!! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #11 January 14, 2003 Quote Quote ya know choking the chicken gawain in front of the puter to porn and sex are two totally different things tsk tsk...GQ..the new terminology is "shaking hands with the unemployed" Ok so I learn a new way of putting it. But at least we know the difference. hehe- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #12 January 14, 2003 Quotecomputer sex! Who's game no thanks, i have enough computersnamaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #13 January 14, 2003 I'm with you Erno - the numbers don't add up for this one.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #14 January 14, 2003 The most frightening thing I ever saw was teledildonics...taking cybersex to a whole new level!! It's a vibrator type doodad linked to your PC and to the other person's PC wherever they may be!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweeney 0 #15 January 14, 2003 he said choke the chicken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #16 January 15, 2003 QuoteThe most frightening thing I ever saw was teledildonics...taking cybersex to a whole new level!! It's a vibrator type doodad linked to your PC and to the other person's PC wherever they may be!! Thats uh...thats uh yeaaaaaah.- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
