Moses - Wed. Funny

[BikerBabe 0]

Recently while going through an airport, President Bush encountered a man
with long hair, wearing a robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush
went up to the man and said, "Aren't you Moses?" The man never answered but
just kept staring ahead. Again the President said, "Moses!" in a loud voice.
The man just kept staring ahead, never answering the president. Soon a
secret service agent came along and President Bush grabbed him and said,
"Doesn't this man look like Moses to you?" The secret service agent agreed
with the President. "Well," said the President, "every time I say his name,
he just keeps staring ahead and refuses to speak. Watch!" Again, the
President yelled, "Moses!" and again the man stared ahead. The secret
service man went up to the man in the robe and whispered, "You look just
like Moses. Are you Moses?" The man leaned over and whispered, "Yes, I am
Moses, but the last time I talked to a bush I spent 40 years wandering in
the desert!"

Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!

[Gawain 0]

That's a good one. Here's some insight to his childhood. (safe/harmless)

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!