jtval 0 #1 January 15, 2003 I am gonna fuck myself up! I have a habit of grabbing the tootepaste in my right hand and my razor in the left! that is gonna REALLY SUCK one day!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #2 January 15, 2003 Does this have anything to do with selling the duck?Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 January 15, 2003 o hshit this is gonna haunt me forever huh? LOL I was just tried of all the "hatebreed" goin' on! so if a duck's image has been attached to me then let it be a DUCK OF PEACE My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #4 January 15, 2003 Quote so if a duck's image has been attached to me then let it be a DUCK OF PEACE WHAT YOU WANT A PICE OF A DUCK???? YOU PERVif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #5 January 15, 2003 Quote I was just tried of all the "hatebreed" goin' on! so if a duck's image has been attached to me then let it be a DUCK OF PEACE a piece of a duck - are you gonna cook it also? I don't think I have ever eaten duck. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #6 January 15, 2003 haha! um I have eaten duck....the feathers are really ticklish! Sorry wingnut they've burned it in their mind! i am the doer of peaceful ducks!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #7 January 15, 2003 Quote i am the doer of peaceful ducks! Now that you've admitted it, doesn't it feel better? As an aside, do you use foie gras instead of KY, you sick bastard? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #8 January 15, 2003 I shall wear purple, with a red hat that does not match. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 January 15, 2003 Quote foie gras With caremelized tangerines... That's the best way to DO a duck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #10 January 15, 2003 So a 3-way with you, JT and a duck is a pate sandwich? Dude, you are grossing me out even more than Clay's mutton-lovin'! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #11 January 15, 2003 QuoteI shall wear purple, with a red hat that does not match. Uhh... jack... isn't the first part of that usually something about being an old woman? ..... something you want to tell us?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #12 January 15, 2003 QuoteQuoteI shall wear purple, with a red hat that does not match. Uhh... jack... isn't the first part of that usually something about being an old woman? ..... something you want to tell us? What is more disturbing, the fact that I quoted the poem, or the fact that Seth knew the reference? Is the something you want to share with us? Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #13 January 15, 2003 QUACK! Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #14 January 15, 2003 Quote Quote Quote I shall wear purple, with a red hat that does not match. Uhh... jack... isn't the first part of that usually something about being an old woman? ..... something you want to tell us? What is more disturbing, the fact that I quoted the poem, or the fact that Seth knew the reference? Is the something you want to share with us? Uhh... must have been in a movie or something... god knows I don't ever read anything.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #15 January 15, 2003 When I get older losing my hair, Many years from now. Will you still be sending me a valentine Birthday greetings bottle of wine. If I'd been out till quarter to three Would you lock the door, Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four. You'll be older too, And if you say the word, I could stay with you. I could be handy, mending a fuse When your lights have gone. You can knit a sweater by the fireside Sunday mornings go for a ride, Doing the garden, digging the weeds, Who could ask for more. Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four. Every summer we can rent a cottage, In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear We shall scrimp and save Grandchildren on your knee Vera Chuck & Dave Send me a postcard, drop me a line, Stating point of view Indicate precisely what you mean to say Yours sincerely, wasting away Give me your answer, fill in a form Mine for evermore Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #16 January 15, 2003 Quote Quote so if a duck's image has been attached to me then let it be a DUCK OF PEACE WHAT YOU WANT A PICE OF A DUCK???? YOU PERV JT...we have your new avatar...please select: So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! duck.bmp DuckGearHeader_01.bmp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #17 January 15, 2003 AFLAC!!!!!!!!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #18 January 15, 2003 See, I think they're made for each other!So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #19 January 15, 2003 I agree they areif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #20 January 15, 2003 bwahahahahahahaha... That was not expected... I figured you would say.. You will allways have a stiff neck because of getting the viagra stuck in your throat "Austin Powers"?? lol Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #21 January 16, 2003 when you get old??????? You know Im kidding, remember I am the 'ancient' one Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #22 January 16, 2003 haha ! yes I can still remember!plplplpl My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites