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she threatened my life just now..(we're IMing)if i post a pic OI wont be able to juimp again!



ok guys ... no need to take a vote here ... we KNOW you all want JT to keep jumping, right?? ;)
As long as you are happy with yourself ... who cares what the rest of the world thinks?

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Hey Krisit! Glad to see you on dz.com! Welcome to the world of online skydiving freaks and perv.s *runs and ducks* .. really there are a lot of cool people here, with a lot of good insite into the sport. Too bad I'm not one of them! :D

ps your post card will be in the mail tomorrow

pps Jt what were you thinking corrupting her like this! *bends you over my knee and gives you a good spanking ;)

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that this is my first post



BEEEER!!!

Sorry sweetheart, but JT set you up. When someone has a "first" in skydiving, it's customary to buy a case of beer for the consumption of all present!

As far as advice, pay close attention to your instructors, ask questions if you have any, and drill on your emergency procedures and decision altitudes until they are second nature.

Expect your first several jumps to be complete sensory overload, so remember to smile, have fun, and BREEEEATHE!:)

G. Jones

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

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JT, that's cute. But you introduce your cousin to skydiving and DZcom and you expect her to remain innocent and virtuous? Ain't gonna happen...;)

Erno



well i have been a member of the skydiving family for a little over a year now and i am still sweet and innocent! Well sorta ;)
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no he hasn't



he did at least explain beer lines to you, I hope?? And they aren't kidding about that fi*** word ... do NOT utter that under any circumstances unless you're ready to buy!!

JT!!! ... you're being negligent when it comes to this young lady's education ... get on it!!
As long as you are happy with yourself ... who cares what the rest of the world thinks?

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No prob JT- btw, you can call me Greg, or ZZ...or asshole, depending on who you talk to.;)

Oh, and one more thing. Be sure and get video of your first jump. Are you going tandem, or straight into AFF?

G. Jones

"I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around, the more I think it might not be a bad idea."

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no he hasn't



he did at least explain beer lines to you, I hope?? And they aren't kidding about that fi*** word ... do NOT utter that under any circumstances unless you're ready to buy!!

JT!!! ... you're being negligent when it comes to this young lady's education ... get on it!!



yes Kristi, I set you up on this one....I wanted a beer.
anytime you say "FIRST" there is beer. wasnt kidding about that. i just didnt tell you that you buy the FIRST case!;)
ill expcedt that beer when you come to visit!
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