lippy 918 #1 January 13, 2003 What's yours? Personally, I can always laugh thinking of the one when Lisa was pretending to be a college student, and cruising around with her college friends she runs into Ralph. Just as Ralph is about to blow her cover, she screams 'Drive, Drive', and they speed off leaving Ralph alone. Then it shows him, he asks 'why do people run from me?' just before he pisses himself.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 January 13, 2003 I love it when the local mafia and the chinese mafia have a gang war on the Simpson's front lawn. Marge tells everyone to go inside, Homer responds "Awww, but the little guy was about to do something cool." They all sit down at the kitchen table and the little guy comes crashing through the window. He stands up, bows and says "So Sorry" with a really bad accent and runs out the front door. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #3 January 13, 2003 Was that on the new one tonight? Halfway through it I got called to work. Speaking of bad chinese accents, when Mr. Burns gets chinese delivered, the chinese chinese delivery guy says: 'you know sir, it is customary to tip' in perfect english, and Mr. Burns goes, in a really bad chinese accent: 'Me sorry, Me no speaky chinese'I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 January 13, 2003 No, that was an old one, from the 2nd or 3rd season. I'm trying to remember exactly what the plot was, it was something along the lines that Marge started a baking company that wasn't doing well, so Homer hired the mafia to make them the goods sale and make Marge happy. It was something along those lines, although not exactly, since its been a long time since I've seen that one. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #5 January 13, 2003 Oh yeah, the Pretzel Wagon!!! man I need to get a life I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gus 1 #6 January 13, 2003 Either the joke about Troy MacLeur 'sleeping with the fishes' or the one where they put Bart on ritalin and he comes down to breakfast with organges down his shorts. Genius. GusOutpatientsOnline.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #7 January 13, 2003 whats realy amazing abput the simpsons is that its been around for like 15 years now & its still a favorite, not only with americans, but apparently with the Brits & others. Check out the BBC TV listings... the simpsons is as popular overseas as it is here. I think thats interesting b/c it is really American parody, ie, the evil millionaire owner of the nuclear power plant, the fat donut-eating cop, the corrupt mayor, etc/ And it has these great quotes like Homer's "If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in there every day and do it really half-assed!! It's the American way!!" damn,sounds like Clay's old job!anyway I think its cool that despite the fact that the Simpsons is so closely tied to making parodies of distinctly American things that it is still so popular overseas, and has been for 15 years or so. ok maybe some of those things,( ie the corrupt mayor etc. ) are not unique to america, but still... Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #8 January 13, 2003 It's hardly surprising to me. There are so many american TV-shows and movies on the TV here... So actually, from where I'm standing, the Simpsons is a parody of America as shown on TV and the movies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #9 January 13, 2003 Favourite Simpsons scene: Every episode, the opening credit where Bart's writing his lines, they usually crack me up by provoking the image of why he had to do those particular lines.... "Bart-Bucks are NOT legal tender" "No-One wants to see that!" "Beans are not 'the musical fruit'" and so on... Also some of the things that are going on in the background behind the main storyline. Mike. PS. I don't think it's simply a parody of American life, it satirises small town life everywhere. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpy 0 #10 January 13, 2003 Best scene of all time! The teachers decide to go on strike and they put and announcment over the PA system. All the teachers just run out and the little girls leaft hanging in the gym and she goes. "hewoooo? Mrs. Pummelhorse? I'd like to get dowwn now......" Its classic every time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #11 January 13, 2003 Gotta be the bit where homer is given medicinal weed, and they show him getting high off it and flying around [edit] Futurama is sooo much better ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 0 #12 January 13, 2003 I think they are all great: I will not waste chalk I will not aim for the head I will not skateboard in the halls I will not barf unless I'm sick I will not burp in class I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty I will not instigate revolution I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge I will not conduct my own fire drills I did not see Elvis I will return the seeing-eye dog Funny noises are not funny I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes' I will not snap bras Garlic gum is not funny I will not fake seizures They are laughing at me, not with me This punishment is not boring and meaningless I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom My name is not Dr. Death I will not encourage others to fly I will not defame New Orleans I will not fake my way through life I will not prescribe medication Tar is not a plaything I will not bury the new kid I will not Xerox my butt I will not teach others to fly It's potato, not potatoe I will not bring sheep to class I will not trade pants with others A burp is not an answer The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy I am not a 32 year old woman Teacher is not a leper I will not do that thing with my tongue Coffee is not for kids I will not drive the principal's car I will not eat things for money I will not pledge allegiance to Bart I will not yell "She's Dead" during roll call I will not sell school property The principal's toupee is not a frisbee I will not cut corners I will not squeak chalk I do not have diplomatic immunity I will not charge admission to the bathroom I will not get very far with this attitude Goldfish don't bounce I will not make flatulent noises in class Mud is not one of the 4 food groups I will not belch the National Anthem No one is interested in my underpants I will not sell land in Florida I will not sell miracle cures I will not grease the monkey bars Underwear should be worn on the inside I will not hide behind the Fifth Amendment The Christmas pageant does not stink I will not do anything bad ever again I will not torment the emotionally frail I will not show off I will not call the principal "spud head" I will not carve gods I will not sleep through my education I will not spank others I am not a dentist I will not bribe Principal Skinner Spitwads are not free speech I will finish what I start Nobody likes sunburn slappers "Bart Bucks" are not legal tender High explosives and school don't mix Hamsters cannot fly All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man I will not go near the kindergarten turtle I am not deliciously saucy Organ transplants are best left to the professionals I will not send lard through the mail I will not use abbrev. Five days is not too long to wait for a gun Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal Indian burns are not our cultural heritage There are plenty of businesses like show business I will not dissect things unless instructed I will not hang donuts on my person No one wants to hear my armpits I will not mock Mrs. Dumbface I will not celebrate meaningless milestones I will not strut around like I own the place Next time it could be me on the scaffolding The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist I am not a lean mean spitting machine The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan I will not whittle hall passes out of soap Wedgies are unhealthy for children and other living things I do not have power of attorney over first graders I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr I am not certified to remove asbestos "Bagman" is not a legitimate career choice I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball I will remember to take my medication The boys room is not a water park Beans are neither fruit nor musical Nerve gas is not a toy "Bewitched" does not promote Satanism The First Amendment does not cover burping Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeFlyHol 0 #13 January 13, 2003 My favorite episode is where Bart is in love with the chick who used to play Darlene on the show Roseanne. The like the part where she says, "you won't be needing this anymore" as she pulls his heart out of his chest, throws in against the wall, it slides down through one of those trash can basketball hoops. Maybe it's just because I can relate, but it slays me. x's and o's, Hol :)When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #14 January 13, 2003 Hi Nick, Thanks for them, my memory's not that good. Where did you get them? Got any more? Regards, Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #15 January 13, 2003 I like the episode when Reverend Lovejoy's daughter (Jessica? I think...) comes home and Bart falls in love with her. Then she turns out to be this big rebel and steals all the money from the collection plate and pins it on Bart. "You're bad... you're bad, and I like it." Oh, and the one where they're in the cult. -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #16 January 13, 2003 my fave is "Pork is not a verb." a great archive of simpsons' stuff is here. check the 'faqs, guides and lists' link."Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nick 0 #17 January 13, 2003 Sorry Mike, not a clue where I got it from. It's been sitting around on my HD for about 2 years. Nick Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattb 0 #18 January 13, 2003 The best Simpson seen has to be the one where Maggie, Lisa, and Bart are doing RW and Homer has fall rate issues and swoops in and takes out the formation. doh Ohh - you meant a scene that really aired ? ? ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #19 January 13, 2003 Any scene with Ralph in it. He cacks me up..... "Mrs. Kravapple???? I glued my head to my shoulder!" Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #20 January 13, 2003 LOL!!!! nah...your not a Simpson's fan! I just had to check where you were from. One of my staff is called Nick....thought for a moment you were him!!! "Shhhh!....he's about to do something stupid!" Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #21 January 13, 2003 Quote Any scene with Ralph in it. He cacks me up..... "Mrs. Kravapple???? I glued my head to my shoulder!" I was just gonna post that one! I love Ralphy! "Will Mr. Lincoln be okay?" "I'm special!" "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #22 January 13, 2003 QuoteI was just gonna post that one! I love Ralphy! "Will Mr. Lincoln be okay?" "I'm special!" "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me." LOL!!!!!!! I'll let you have this one - "I dont have a red crayon....I ate it!" BWHAHAHAHAHA Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #23 January 13, 2003 Ralph quotes are the best: "Doctor Hibbert said my nose would stop bleeding if I'd just keep my finger outta there." "My cat's breath smells like cat food." "Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" "And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life." "I bent my wookie." "Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office." "Me fail English? That's unpossible." "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!" "When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"" "My neck hurts and my ear hurts. I have two owwies." "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me." "When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar." "I found a moon rock in my nose!" "Help! She's touching my special area!" "Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!" "This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end." "That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!" (Pointing at Homer) "Mommy has bosoms like that." "Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #24 January 13, 2003 *giggles* I'm in heaven, aren't I? Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freekflyguy 0 #25 January 13, 2003 With out a doubt my favourite scene is when they are at Duff Gardens. Bart is in the gift shop with one of Marge's sisters, he is looking for a sign that says "Bart" but finds one that says "Bort" que lots of people being called "Bort". Then the piece de resistance Bart finds a pair of "Beer Goggles" on the rack, puts them on and is backoned by this babe. When he takes them off he sees it was his aunt ugh. I'm sure the rest of the guys will relate to that. BuzzIt's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
