n2skdvn 0 #76 January 15, 2003 BEER!!!!!!!! when your old enough to buy!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #77 January 15, 2003 Quote hey! is this your FIRST hot thread? why yes it is!!! Quote BEER!!!!!!!! when your old enough to buy! haha, now if only all of you guys were nicer and more consoling earlier! *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #78 January 15, 2003 How old ARE you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
numbknuckle 0 #80 January 15, 2003 Quote Or maybe it's the cats' way of giving hand-outs: "Wow, she's so slow and clumsy she can't even catch her own food. I'd better help." LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #81 January 15, 2003 Quote ...and now a poor little mouse!Just to let ya know, the mouse is now outta the house! My dad cleaned him up....guess that means he didn't come back to life Would you rather this scenario for your cat: Three mice are sitting and drinking in a mouse bar. The first mouse knocks back his drink and says, "I'm one bad mouse. Why when I want cheese I go find a trap and sit on the spring while I eat. I am one bad mouse." The second mouse knocks back his drink and says, "I'm one bad mouse. Why, I chop up D-Con with a razor blade and sniff it up my nose, just for the high it gives me. I am one bad mouse." The third mouse knocks back his drink, gets up off his bar stool and heads for the door. The first two mice say, "Hey, where you going?" The third mouse says, "Home, to fu*k the cat." Think of what could've been~!~~~ So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #82 January 15, 2003 LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #83 January 15, 2003 it's because he loves you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #84 January 15, 2003 Yip. Well, Thomas, my boy, proudly woke me up just after 3 this morning. He was chasing something all over my bed .... at first I thought it was the two cats playing, so I ignored it, then I heard the tell-tale "CRUNCH". Oh shit. Switch on the light, and there he sits, dead gekko in his mouth, purring proudly .... Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #85 January 15, 2003 hahahahaha no mess to clean up i hopeI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #86 January 15, 2003 Naaah, just stroked him, told him he was wonderful, picked him up, gekko and all, and put him outside. I did give my bed a thorough check in case there were any other thingymajigs lurking .....Suprisingly, he didn't bring it back in .... Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #87 January 15, 2003 how big are these gekkos?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #88 January 15, 2003 the one he had last night was just under 10cm? Or thereabouts ....... and it was a mottled black colour - ugly bugger! I've got big ones small ones, there's one really big guy who is just too smart for my cats ... he stays well out of reach. He's about 15/16 cms long ..... and fat! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #89 January 15, 2003 can you translate that into inchs for me?ya sounds like that big one has been around for a while! Ones that big tend to bite really fucking hard! I know i used to try to catch these massive blue tailed lizards when i was a kid. This one HUGE one got ahold of my finger right at the cutical! talk about screaming little boy!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #90 January 15, 2003 Bwaaahaaaaaahaaaaa! I've never tried to catch him - put it this way, I certainly don't have a problem with mosquitoes! And he did me a favour once. True story: My then-bf came round to visit one evening, we had a huge fight (something to do with him trying to tell me how to live my life, usual story). Anyway, he was lolling back in my beanbag, with an arrogant grin on his face, and my monster gekko happened to be directly above him .... Yup. Monster Gekko had obviously had a full meal and dropped a nice squishy load, right onto BF's forehead. Man, I laughed for about a month! Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scratch 0 #91 January 15, 2003 So I see you are delegating 'shitting on somebodies head' to your pets now Kerry. Nice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #92 January 15, 2003 Welcome back Mr. Scratch. You're needed someplace else.... Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #93 January 15, 2003 gekko shit to the rescue!!!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skystorm 0 #94 January 15, 2003 ROTFLMAO Serves him right! Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #95 January 15, 2003 Well i guess gekko wanted to give your b/f a present too. Just like cats do. But gekko unfortunately digested the present first "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #96 January 15, 2003 >unfortunately digested the present first Bah, details! We all know it's the thought that counts... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daizey 0 #97 January 18, 2003 EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Another poor mosue lost its life today *daizey* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OmriMon 0 #98 January 18, 2003 my condolences Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #99 January 18, 2003 think of it as improving the specics, the quick and the smart wont get caught ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #100 January 18, 2003 > think of it as improving the specics, the quick and the smart wont get caught Yup, in a couple of years there will be a race of super-mouses running around your house kicking the cat's ass on a daily basis. Your cat is doing the mouse-community a favor(too bad for the individual mouse)! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
