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Well, don't come to Florida. The women here have no idea on proper technique. It's been so disappointing that I don't allow them to do it anymore. I simply refuse. :)




Don't refuse!!! Take one for the team and let the woman go on and on.... She's gotta learn my friend. They all have to learn! :)



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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Hey Val,

A man of your experience should be more subtle - you're not dealing with ducks anymore - these are ladies (definitely ladies, right?) - with emotions, standards, AND LIPS:P.

Start off asking for kisses, once you've got a definite yes to that THEN is the time to discuss WHERE you're gonna gert "kissed":ph34r:.


Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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It's been so disappointing that I don't allow them to do it anymore.



Come on Dude. Where Friday nights are concerned it's better to have been blown than to have never been blown at all.

My great great great grandpappy used to say, "A bad blow is better than no blow."
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I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

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The women here have no idea on proper technique. It's been so disappointing that I don't allow them to do it anymore. I simply refuse.



And I'll be sleeping on your couch this weekend. Sigh....I guess it's one of those things where it's my loss, huh?
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Well, don't come to Florida. The women here have no idea on proper technique. It's been so disappointing that I don't allow them to do it anymore. I simply refuse. :)



Don't refuse!!! Take one for the team and let the woman go on and on.... She's gotta learn my friend. They all have to learn! :)


I know, but sometimes I am awed by the responsibility that I burdened with. Am I the only one who is out there giving instruction? What is wrong with the educational system today? Don't women learn anything in college these days? :ph34r: Seems like a good university should let a woman explore during her "non-virgin" years and then she can return back to her b/f in the Midwest and make him happy. At least I am satisfied knowing that I did my part and she did my part. :)

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The women here have no idea on proper technique. It's been so disappointing that I don't allow them to do it anymore. I simply refuse.



And I'll be sleeping on your couch this weekend. Sigh....I guess it's one of those things where it's my loss, huh?


Well... exceptions are sometimes made. Do you have references? ;)

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I saw the subject and thought BJ meant Bartles and Jaymes....as in the wine cooler. I"m such a sheltered young thang...:)



I find your naivette refreshing. Women can be so aggressive these days, always wanting to touch me. It's like I'm just a piece of meat or something. :) I feel so... used... sometimes.

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Well... exceptions are sometimes made. Do you have references?



Who, me? :)
(If Sunshine can say she's a sheltered, young thang, then I can too!)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Well, don't come to Florida. The women here have no idea on proper technique. It's been so disappointing that I don't allow them to do it anymore. I simply refuse. :)



Don't refuse!!! Take one for the team and let the woman go on and on.... She's gotta learn my friend. They all have to learn! :)


I know, but sometimes I am awed by the responsibility that I burdened with. Am I the only one who is out there giving instruction? What is wrong with the educational system today? Don't women learn anything in college these days? :ph34r: Seems like a good university should let a woman explore during her "non-virgin" years and then she can return back to her b/f in the Midwest and make him happy. At least I am satisfied knowing that I did my part and she did my part. :)




HAHAHA! I took the pointer from Bernie Mac in "the original kings of comedy"

He says if a lady is giving him "special attention" and she's not doing it right, he won't tell her anything. "She's gotta learn. She's gotta learn". I find this very useful since even a bad BJ is a half-way decent BJ. (With the exception of the use of teeth - I WILL say something in this case)



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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Who, me?
(If Sunshine can say she's a sheltered, young thang, then I can too!)



I'm glad i'm not the only sheltered one....that must explain why we get along so well skymama.:)

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Who, me?
(If Sunshine can say she's a sheltered, young thang, then I can too!)



I'm glad i'm not the only sheltered one....that must explain why we get along so well skymama.:)


You two are prime examples of sweet, young thangs who need my bj home study course. I'm just here to help. B|

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I find this very useful since even a bad BJ is a half-way decent BJ. (With the exception of the use of teeth - I WILL say something in this case)



When people talk about bi girls, you always hear them say "A woman knows what a woman wants...". Not always. The funniest reaction that you will ever see is when a woman nicks the little man in the boat with the teethies. :P A solid whack on the head usually occurs. :o:D

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