Viking 0 #1 January 21, 2003 I am sitting here surfing, and a spider about the size of a cracker comes floating down and stops directly infront of my screen!!! LOL just kinda floated there and then slowly climbed back up its web. hahahha, ya simple things amuse me I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 January 21, 2003 Spiders are cool. When they're in your house or where-ever, that's a sign of good-fortune I'm told. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #3 January 21, 2003 Doesn't take much does it? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #4 January 21, 2003 Along came a spider and said "Whats in the bowl beyotch" Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 January 21, 2003 Spider man.. spider man.. Does whatever a spider can... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #6 January 21, 2003 nope, i can and often do laugh at the simplest thingsI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #7 January 21, 2003 That's a good thing! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #8 January 21, 2003 What kind of cracker was it the size of? "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #9 January 21, 2003 honky type that comes in a crappy trailor and drives a beat up chevy pick up. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 January 21, 2003 hehehe... Hickory, dickory, dock... Ahhh, the Dice-man.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #11 January 21, 2003 Still having a hard time visualizing this. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #12 January 21, 2003 close your eyes and think of a spider with a scruffy patch of hair on his chin, shaved head and the ability to fall like a lead safe with rounded corners, filled with bricks! Ok ok so the spider didn't really look like aggiedave............. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #13 January 21, 2003 Oh thank you - now I can see it. HAHAHA. I would have screamed if a spider appeared on my desk. They give me the creeps. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #14 January 21, 2003 LOL I thought you had another run-in with a Black Widow That was you right? The hero that rescued his grandma? My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 January 21, 2003 You're in such a need of an asswhoop'n... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 January 21, 2003 yep everyday of the week and twice on mondaysI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #17 January 21, 2003 Quote I would have screamed if a spider appeared on my desk. They give me the creeps. Agreed!!! I hate spiders.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #18 January 21, 2003 As far as my wife is concerned, that's just about how useful I am - killing spiders, opening tight jars, and lifting heavy objects. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casch 0 #19 January 21, 2003 Us men, are the mules of human kind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
