Skystorm 0 #1 January 21, 2003 SOUTH AFRICA REVENUE SERVICES New Penis Tax For 2003 The only thing we have not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up. 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in a hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2003 penises will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax 8"-10" Pole Tax 5"- 8" Privilege Tax 4"- 5" Nuisance tax Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION. Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes? Sincerely SARS Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool, NOW!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #2 January 21, 2003 Ssshhh... Keep it down man!You dont' want our IRS to knowLOLROFOMAGUASHOK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 January 21, 2003 Quote LOLROFOMAGUASHOK Okay, I'm not an Internet prude...I know many of the cute acronyms, but this one stumps me... "Laugh Out Loud Rollling On Floor ...? ? ? " Just curious. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #4 January 21, 2003 Yeah, Google has not heard of that one. I think he made it up. Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #5 January 21, 2003 Oops! I missed an extra 'C' and 'F'. Laughing Out Loud Rolling Off Chair Falls On Ass Gets Up And Smashes Head On Keyboard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #6 January 21, 2003 Quote Oops! I missed an extra 'C' and 'F'. Laughing Out Loud Rolling Off Chair Falls On Ass Gets Up And Smashes Head On Keyboard Sweet!! LOLROCFOAGUASHOK ... I hope I can remember that for future use!So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
