DYEVOUT 0 #1 January 22, 2003 Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Philadelphia Eagles. Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common? A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado? A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a touchdown there! Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team? A: Because then Philadelphia would want one. Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar. Q: How do the Philadelphia Eagles count to 10? A: 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10 Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road ! Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BikerBabe 0 #2 January 22, 2003 Hey now...I'm not an Eagles fan, but all of those and more could be applied to my team...I'm offended! Mainly because in the case of the Bengals, they are all soberingly true. Never meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adamT 0 #3 January 22, 2003 Some of those are friggen great. Thank you. Although i'll probably be using them on other teams besides the Eagles adam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
