happythoughts 0 #1 January 22, 2003 DOG LETTERS TO GOD Dear God, How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one another? Where are their priorities? When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story? Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle! If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps? More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in? We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle across the street! Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpet thing, again? Can you undo what that doctor did ... ? CAT LETTER TO GOD Dear God, Do you exist? I'm just curious. I don't really care. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #2 January 22, 2003 ROFLMAO. I'm pretty sure my cat is god in some shape or form, he just looks like he thinks so. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #3 January 22, 2003 A prime reason why dogs rock!! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerry81 10 #4 January 22, 2003 Hey, d'you know this one; A dog thinks; "Gee, these people share their nice warm house with me, play with me, groom me and feed me. They must be gods!" And a cat thinks; "Gee, these people share their nice warm house with me, play with me, groom me and feed me. I must be god!" And Gawain, I beg to differ; dogs do not rock. Cats do. Period. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #5 January 22, 2003 My GOOD Dogs:Bonni Brae(Cardigan/ Welsh Corgi) Juno(Alaskan Malmute) My Bad Dogs: Truffles(91lb Beagle) Shamus(36"@withers/Irish Wolfhound) Skye(Evil killer/ Dalmation*saved our cat & no more Dalmation) I love Dogs, cats, Hedgehogs,rabbits,lizards,fish & our horses. I also realize that some animals makes great "PETS" and other just make "Good Eating" This message sponsored by P.E.T.A. -"People Eating Tasty Aminals" _______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
