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happythoughts

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From this years financial statement announcement:

"Our top priorities for the year are continued scaling of our growth businesses, ongoing cost management and financial discipline, and further enhancement of our customer experience."

In order to contribute as an employee, I am wondering how I can "further enhance my customer experience". ;) Can experiencing the customers be fun? What the hell does that sentence say? :S

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From this years financial statement announcement:

"Our top priorities for the year are continued scaling of our growth businesses, ongoing cost management and financial discipline, and further enhancement of our customer experience."



it means do more with less and/or heads are going to roll.

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namaste, motherfucker.

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