Guest #1 January 23, 2003 We're all clones, All are one and one are all All are one and one are all Plenty of wild claims, but no legitimate scientific evidence! Why is anybody paying attention to these morons?!"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #2 January 23, 2003 yes why Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #3 January 23, 2003 We are all post whores. We will post anything to make our numbers rise. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #4 January 23, 2003 No we won't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #5 January 23, 2003 (...best "Astro Jetson" voice)... Raelieans Rorge! http://www.rael.org/ Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #6 January 23, 2003 They made a human ear grow out of a mouse's back so damn, anything's possible, eh? Unless your just some backward assed cult dying for publicity that is Quote All are one and one are all All are one and one are all Woohoo! Now all that's left is for me to take it miles farther than necessary! I'm a clone I know it and I'm fine I'm one and more are on the way I'm two, doctor Three's on the line He'll take incubation another day I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all We destroyed the government We're destroying time No more problems on the way I'm through doctor We don't need your kind The other ones Ugly ones Stupid boys Wrong ones I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all Six is having problems Adjusting to his clone status Have to put him on a shelf All day long we hear him crying so loud I just wanna be myself I just wanna be myself I just wanna be myself Be myself Be myself I'm all alone, so are we all We destroyed the government We're destroyed time No more problems on the way I'm through doctor We don't need your kind The other ones Ugly ones Stupid boys Wrong ones I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
celljumper 0 #7 January 23, 2003 I'm sorry, but if you were gonna start a club based on the fact that you believe we are cloned from Aliens, would you really call yourself Raelians? And expect to be taken seriously? just a thought... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #8 January 23, 2003 QuoteI'm sorry, but if you were gonna start a club based on the fact that you believe we are cloned from Aliens, would you really call yourself Raelians? And expect to be taken seriously? just a thought... Well, we can only hope that the next time a comet shows up, they'll all commit mass suicide and we won't hear from them anymore. Addendum: And oh lawdy, is that broad ever ugly!!!"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #9 January 23, 2003 Quote Addendum: And oh lawdy, is that broad ever ugly!!! But look at the women the Raelian leader dude chose to be "surrogate mothers". I think his tastes might not be so bad after all. http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1101030113-404254,00.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #10 January 23, 2003 "Surrogate mothers"...yeah, rrrright. The only alien that's going to be visiting those women is the one between that guy's legs. Wonder if he'll put little almond-shaped "alien eyes" on it with a magic marker first? "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #11 January 23, 2003 >And expect to be taken seriously? Heck, we've got religions where people believe, honestly, that the world was created in seven days. And that there was once a flood that covered the entire earth, killing everything except what was inside a little boat. And that there's a ceremony that turns wine into blood - not symbolically, but that it really becomes blood. Given all that, why not believe you're descended from aliens? (or more pertinently, why care if someone else does?) Is a belief in a race of beings like us more absurd than belief in a single omniscient extraterrestrial that looks just like us? In any case, given that precursors of terrestrial life may have come from either mars or the oort belt, the idea that there is extraterrestrial life out there (and that we descended from it) isn't that outlandish. Unlikely, but not outlandish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #12 January 23, 2003 Bill just converted me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #13 January 23, 2003 Once again, Cult 45 (please see attachment). "The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #14 January 23, 2003 QuoteClonaid spokeswoman Nadine Gary later said the group's president, Brigitte Boisselier, would hold a news conference Thursday in Toronto Aha! Now, where is my sniper rifle? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #15 January 23, 2003 QuoteQuoteClonaid spokeswoman Nadine Gary later said the group's president, Brigitte Boisselier, would hold a news conference Thursday in Toronto Aha! Now, where is my sniper rifle? Don't you mean paper shopping bag (as in that broad is a double-bagger!)?"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #16 January 23, 2003 from the Raeliean's website: QuoteOn the 13th of December 1973, French journalist Rael was contacted by a visitor from an other planet, and asked to establish an Embassy to welcome these people back to Earth. The extra-terrestrial was about four feet in height, had long dark hair, almond shaped eyes, olive skin and exuded harmony and humour. He told Rael that: "we were the ones who made all life on earth, you mistook us for gods, we were at the origin of your main religions. Now that you are mature enough to understand this, we would like to enter official contact through an embassy". So the alien ambassador is Jackie Chan? I am in. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #17 January 23, 2003 I am so excited. I wonder if we'll have a secret handshake... mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #18 January 23, 2003 QuoteNow that you are mature enough to understand this, we would like to enter official contact through an embassy". They haven't been paying a whole lot of attention, have they? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #19 January 23, 2003 Quote The messages dictated to Rael explain how life on Earth is not the result of random evolution, nor the work of a supernatural 'God'. It is a deliberate creation, using DNA, by a scientifically advanced people who made human beings "literally in their image" what one can call "scientific creationism". References to these scientists and their work, as well as to their symbol of infinity can be found in the ancient texts of many cultures. For example, in Genesis, the biblical account of creation, the word "Elohim" has been mistranslated as "God" in the singular, but it is a plural, which means "those who came from the sky". QuoteDuring their encounter with Rael in December 1973, the Elohim specified : "Have a residence built in a pleasant country with a mild climate, with seven rooms always ready to receive guests, each with a separate bathroom, a conference room able to accommodate twenty-one people, a swimming pool and a dining room capable of seating twenty-one people. This residence should be constructed in the middle of a park and should be protected from curious onlookers. The park should be entirely surrounded by walls to prevent anyone from seeing the residence and the swimming pool. The residence should be situated at a distance of at least one thousand metres from the walls around the park. It will have a maximum of two stories and should be screened from the outskirts of the wall by a barrier of trees and bushes. Install two entrances in the surrounding wall, one to the south and another on the northern side. The residence will also have two entrances. There will be a terrace on the roof where a spacecraft of twelve metres in diameter may land. Access from that terrace to the interior is essential. The air space above and around the residence should not be under direct military or radar surveillance. You will try to ensure that the land where this residence is built - if possible larger than prescribed here - is treated as neutral territory by other nations and by the nation on whose territory it is located, by virtue of it being our embassy on Earth." Quote"Once a year, on a mountain near the residence, gather together people from all over the world who have heard about us and wish us to come. Have the largest number of people possible, and have them think intensely about us and hope for our coming. When there are enough and when they wish for our coming intensely enough without any religious mysticism, as a responsible people respecting their creators, then we will come openly and give you our scientific knowledge as our heritage to all peoples of the Earth. If warlike temperaments are reduced to total powerlessness in the whole world, then this will happen. If the love of life and humanity for us, and therefore for itself, is strong enough, yes we will come openly. We will wait." QuoteWe must plan for around 144,000 people staying on the grounds near the Embassy to welcome the Elohim. Given the 347 hectares requested, that provides around 20 m2 per person, the ideal camping space. To keep that many people healthy and disease free, we must also prepare extensive administrative buildings, food and water provisions, modern sanitation and efficient communication systems. Sooooo Coooool! Sounds like fun! Anybody up for a road trip? They got a lot of space (hehe, I said space). We could hire an otter to visit the embassy and we could put up loads while we wait and wish for them intensely. Kinda sounds like burning man. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #20 January 23, 2003 and speaking of Ghandi, this too is from the Raelians site: Quote"It is not because no one sees the truth that it becomes an error" - Gandhi mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cameramonkey 0 #21 January 23, 2003 QuoteWe must plan for around 144,000 people staying on the grounds near the Embassy to welcome the Elohim. Given the 347 hectares requested, that provides around 20 m2 per person, the ideal camping space. To keep that many people healthy and disease free, we must also prepare extensive administrative buildings, food and water provisions, modern sanitation and efficient communication systems. As you were reading that, did anyone else here have mental images of the film shot back in the 70's of the Jonestown compound in Guiana? Maybe Captain Koolaid can put a bid in on that job too...Two wrongs don't make a right, however three lefts DO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #22 January 23, 2003 Their explanations on the origin of human life sound quite a bit like Arthur C. Clark's 2001 series. ------------- We should all invent our own religeons now... this sounds fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
