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A post some how reminded me of the Animaniacs "I'm Mad" song...its stuck in my head now, so I thought I'd share:


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DrSns: Wake up! It's late!
It's twenty minutes after eight
Everyone get up; it's time to go
Up and at 'em now
Come on; shake a leg
Have some juice and scrambled egg
On the floor and out the door
Let's get on our way.

Dot : Hey, watch out!
Yakko: What's the matter?
Dot : You almost knocked me off the ladder
Yakko: No I didn't
Dot : Yes you did; I almost fell
Yakko: Don't exaggerate
Dot : I'm not
Yakko: Yeah, right
Dot : Are you trying to pick a fight?
Yakko: Will you get out of my face?!
Dot : Well, you're always in my space
DrSns: Hey get off each other's case
Because we're trying to get along.

Wakko: I want pancakes
Or a waffle
This tastes awful
Is that all we've got?
Can't find my clothes
And I need to blow my nose
And my socks are full holes
And my shoelace has a knot.

Dot : That's my toothbrush
Yakko: No it's not
Dot : Well, it's sitting in my slot
Yakko: No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours
Dot : Well, you're standing in my way
Yakko: Yeah, that's tough
DrSns: Alright now that's enough
Everybody get your stuff
Because we're going out the door.

DrSns: Every time we get into the car
It's so much work
It takes us twenty minutes
While you're driving me berserk
With your playing und your jumping
Und your running all about
When I finally get you inside
You always lock me out!

Dot : I'm mad, I'm mad
I'm really, really, really mad
You poked me with your elbow in my side
Yakko: No I didn't!
Dot : Yes you did
Yakko: Nuh-uh
Dot : You did
And I'm just a little kid
You're lying; don't deny it
Yakko: Oh, I'm gonna hit you
Dot : Yeah, just try it
DrSns: Will both of you be quiet
'Cause we're driving in a car!

Dot : Ow, he hit me!
Yakko: Ow, she bit me!
Dot : He said he's gonna "get me"
Yakko: No I didn't
Dot : Yes you did!
DrSns: Alright that's it; now I forbid
Either one of you to say another word!

Wakko: Are we there yet?
I'm tired.
I'm hungry.
How far?
My nose is snotty
Need to move my body
Gotta use the potty
Better stop the car.

Dot : Stop it!
Yakko: No, you stop it
DrSns: Why can't you both just drop it?
Dot : Well, he started it
Yakko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh
Dot : Na-ah
Yakko: Uh-uh
Dot : It's your fault
Yakko: No it's not.
Your leg is in my spot
DrSns: Yakko you be quiet
Und that goes for you too, Dot!

DrSnS: Every time we take a trip
It's always just the same
With the fighting und the biting
Und the calling all those names
Then there's pushing und there's shoving
Und there's scratching on the neck
When we finally get to where we're going
Everyone's a wreck!

YW+D : Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!

Dot : I'm mad, I'm mad Wakko: Are we there yet?
I'm really, really, really mad I'm tired.
You poked me with your elbow in my side I'm hungry.
Yakko: No I didn't! How far?
Dot : Yes, you did, you did My nose is snotty
And I'm just a little kid Need to move my body
DrSns: Will both of you be quiet Got to use the potty
'Cause we're driving in a car! Better stop the car.

DrSns: We're here, we're here
Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?
Yakko: You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?
Dot : At the circus?!
Wakko: Hey, guys, look! They got rides!
DrSns: Now you're satisfied?
Alright, everyone inside
And let's have some fun, okay?

YW+D : Yay!!!

Dot : I'm glad, I'm glad
What a really great time we had
Did you see those lions and those tigers
Weren't they neat?
DrSns: Are you happy now?
Dot : We are; thanks a lot
I'm sorry that we fought
From now on I'll get along
Yakko: That's alright, Dot; I was wrong
DrSns: Ah that's nice, now come along
Let's all get in the car.

Dot : You can take the seat you like
You're always so gallant
Yakko: Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first
You take the seat you want
DrSns: Everybody's happy now
We've had a real good day
Und now it's time to go back home
So let's be on our way.

Dot : You hit me
Yakko: No I didn't
Dot : Yes you did. Stop it!
Yakko: No, you stop it
Dot : Move your leg
Yakko: No, you move your leg
Dot : You started it
Yakko: No I didn't, you did
Dot : No I didn't, you did
Yakko: So what?
Dot : You always start it!
Yakko: Don't you cross that line!
Dot : You're not the boss of me!
Yakko: This is where the line is, right here!
Dot : Oh yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!
Yakko: Dr Scratchansniff, she started it!


--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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***
Dot : Stop it!
Yakko: No, you stop it
DrSns: Why can't you both just drop it?
Dot : Well, he started it
Yakko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh
Dot : Na-ah
Yakko: Uh-uh
Dot : It's your fault
Yakko: No it's not.
Your leg is in my spot ***

I think I've heard this conversation about a million times today..:S

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Yeah, the Animaniacs. You know, the cartoon...where Pinky and The Brain first appeared, man that's a fun show to watch, even now as a "young adult" I still get lots of laughs out of it.
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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Animaniacs???



heeeellllloooo Nurse!!!

Animaniacs was the hier to the subtle intellectual cartoon stuff that looney toons once had..unfortunately it got big and got stupid then vanished and tiny toons took over...

got to love a show that rhymes the states and capitals to the tune of the beverly hill billies...

the basic plot for every show was that they would annoy a historical figure.. Beethoven, Death, Einstein, Hitler, Satan, Shakespeare, Picasso. etc....lots of cool subtle stuff that was really funny and somewhat educational, as well as stooges slapstick...parodied lots of movies.. the episode with Death was a parody of the Seventh Sign and a few CK perfume commercials at the same time....unfortunately anything really cool usually goes right over the heads of the idiots that make the programming decisions so....

oh yeah and they had this cool cartoon in most episodes..”good idea, bad idea”
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Animaniacs really ruled. I got to watch them with my son, and I really don't remember enjoying any cartoons that much when I was a kid.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Otherway around, Tiny Toons came out a good 4 years before Animaniacs. Animaniacs was the answer to Tiny Toons, since they weren't *that* great. Pinky and The Brain spawned from sketches on Animaniacs.

They're still on TV, you'll catch them on Nickolodian or Cartoon Network.

Now, what I really with was still on was the Tick cartoon!

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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ja your right....was doing to many drugs then...:)

tiny toons started off with some nice high brow refrences..in one art oriented episode they founc Picasso's glasses and had a game show where they gave away a Jackson Pollack paint by numbers kit.. i nearly sprayed my coke when i saw it.. then animaniacs came out and tiny toons got 'dumbed down'..unfortunately tiny toons is still running isnt it? Animaniacs isnt..i think ive seen all of them...wish i could remember the "international friendship song" it would be fun at a boogie..:)

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I miss The Tick. That was one of the all time best cartoons ever! I think my favorite was the one were Tick got a mustache which promptly started dragging his ass all over the place. Turns out it was looking for the beard. Finally they were reunited an lived happily ever after. If I remember right they may have even rode off into the sunset.:D



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