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skybytch

Sober. And celibate.

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You still got that appointment tomorrow? I want Sebazz to put your call on speakerphone



I had hoped the first time he heard me scream would be from "other things":)

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But Betsy... wouldn't this put a bit of a crimp in your current lifestyle? While I think it's wonderful that you'd consider joining me in my new life of selfless sacrifice and spiritual contemplation, I certainly wouldn't want to be responsible for creating any disharmony in your, your teammate or anyone else's lives.


Oh thats right!.ahem..."But of course!"
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Maybe you should send me some photos so that I can see if they're really appropriate.


Now Quark....about that date....;)








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Deuce....No vidiot or otherwise is worth all this, no offense.



ACK! Not me! Noooooo!

I'm just wondering what happened to the poor little Bytch. She posted something about molesting B-squared's team member and then BLAMMO not smoking, not drinking, not boinking.

So, having met the fella a couple of times, I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. She has climbed the mountain, and it was goooood. So she's giving up mountain climbing, or something.

And, Lisa, dear, the only jaded part about you is the little flecks of green in your eyes.....:P

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My point is NO guy is worth giving up living for. God gave me a brain to use myself, not to rely on someone else for my happiness and wellbeing. We've just gotta get Bytch over the hump (no pun intended) and moving back in the right direction.

FYI...If I ever say I'm giving up nig noggery ya'll best lock me up cause I've lost my mind.

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I'm just wondering what happened to the poor little Bytch.


"The poor little Bytch" has finally recognized the error of her previous ways, and has taken it upon herself to seek redemption. Is that really so unbelievable?

Golly. I honestly thought I'd get more support from my dear friends here in my quest to better myself. Instead I'm being encouraged to slide right back into evildoing and debauchery. Why, there have even been discussions about such sinful activities as oral sex and molestation in this very thread!

I'm simply appalled at the reactions of (most) all of you.

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I'm simply appalled at the reactions of (most) all of you.


Well I declare! Sisters...sisters..Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister....Lord help the sister who comes between me and my man! OOps BB gets on her knees....Oh Byyyyyyytch time for penance!








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I'm the evil twin remember, and I'm not sure how good a sister I would make. I'd probably be like Maria on TSOM and climb a tree (or something resembling a tree).

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Sisters...sisters..Lord help the mister who comes between me and my sister....Lord help the sister who comes between me and my man!



And I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but that probably ain't gonna actually happen either! Not around these parts anyway! ;)

I can't even imagine anyone getting between B(a)B(y) and the object of her affection -- how stupid would you have to be to do that?
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Magic 8-ball, will Lisa really join a convent?

"Yes."


Okay, I guess this has gone on long enough.

We already know how fucked up your Magic 8-ball is Jess...

Y'all have been thoroughly and completely TROLLED!!! :ph34r::ph34r:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

Seriously, I have quit drinking on worknights, but on the weekends it's still game on. The celibate thing was a joke that started yesterday after someone I was interested in blew me off by email.

So who wants to meet me at the Bombshelter tomorrow night, get me hammered, then take me behind the bar for some serious debauchery? ;)

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So who wants to meet me at the Bombshelter tomorrow night, get me hammered, then take me behind the bar for some serious debauchery?



ARRRGGGHHH!

Location, location, location!

Damn it!
It's your life, live it!
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RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Can someone tell me what debauchary is? Whatever it is, I think I'd like it......


DEFINITION
(from Cambridge International Dictionary of English)

debauched
adjective
weakened or destroyed by bad sexual behaviour, drinking too much alcohol, taking drugs, etc.
His family were distressed by his increasingly debauched lifestyle.

debauchee
noun (C)
He gave a convincing stage performance as the unpleasant young debauchee (=debauched person).

debauchery
noun (U)
It is a society where debauchery has become the answer to conformity.
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Sounds good to me...;)

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Thank God my twin is back. I can't be evil alone....or can I?

Hugs to ya. Have fun this weekend. Sorry I can't be there, but Memorial Day here I come so save some debauchery for me.

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At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

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DEFINITION
(from Cambridge International Dictionary of English)

debauched
adjective
weakened or destroyed by bad sexual behaviour, drinking too much alcohol, taking drugs, etc.
His family were distressed by his increasingly debauched lifestyle.
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Well that doesn't sound bad to me. I figured it must be something really bad. Kind of like those mortal sins they used to talk about in catholic school. I know in the ten commandments they didn't mention debauchery once, so maybe it's okay.
I think it would be kind of fun to go out and get debauched once in a while. What do you think? Steve1

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