0
skybytch

Sober. And celibate.

Recommended Posts

Quote

Lisa you better make some concessions and party like a crazed Pagan at the Paso Boogie.


Oh, no. I couldn't.

Besides, someone will need to stay sober to keep the rest of you in line... and keep "certain people" from attempting to swoop the bbq area again.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

OK, follow the logic on this one...

Moderation IS a good thing...:)

Therefore one should be moderate only in moderation:D:ph34r::D:ph34r::D:ph34r:B|;)

Mike.

PS: We NEED a "Devil" emoticon >:)


Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Moderation IS a good thing...



And lest we forget, she is a moderator :)
Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Be careful, though, Lisa, because it's easy to trip going up and down stairs with a floor-length habit.


I'm sure they'll start me off with a very conservative, slightly above the ankle hemline. Once I've shown that I can handle that without hurting myself or others they'll lower my hemline in safe and slow increments until I can finally wear the really cool ones that drag on the floor.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Don't give in to peer pressure. My, so called, "friends" all tried to get me to stop drinking. That was when I knew that I just had to leave them behind.
"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Quote

This is my friend Viking. Viking, Lisa.


Oh, I know young Viking. He used to be such a nice boy, until these cretins corrupted him.

Perhaps someday he'll realize the error of his ways and return to being the fine, upstanding young man that I know he is capable of being. That's my prayer anyway.



I give this until maybe about until Rantoul and then we'll get Lisa back. What have you done with the Lisa we all know and love???? Give her back!

____________________________________________________________
I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I think Sister Bytch and Mother Bytch has a nice ring to it. When you get to be a Saint we can all call you Saint Bytch. And the penguin outfits are kinda cool looking. It might not be all bad.

Actually a little religion might be good. I used to know a guy who was about the wildest person around. The first big change I noticed was that he didn't cuss or drink anymore. And then I noticed he had this little cross on his jump suit. He had gotten reborn or something and for him it was a good thing. It may have saved his life. But before you do anything drastic I'd rethink the situation. It's a lot of more fun being a heathen. At least I think so. If I can give you any more spiritual guidance, don't be afraid to ask. Brother Steve1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Ok Lisa iffin you are gonna be a nun....guess I will have to become one too....I know of a couple of others that could be male counterparts....Sudsy,Viking,Pre.....
Shoot does this mean I have to go back to the Virgin islands to regain some of it? And what is the penance should I only wear tiny black laced knickers?








Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
[replyshould I only wear tiny black laced knickers?



I think that would be very appropriate. Can I be a male counterpart too? I still remember a few prayers from back in the days when I went to Catholic school. The Virgin Islands sound fun also. Steve1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

guess I will have to become one too


Most excellent! I'd surely appreciate the company.

But Betsy... wouldn't this put a bit of a crimp in your current lifestyle? While I think it's wonderful that you'd consider joining me in my new life of selfless sacrifice and spiritual contemplation, I certainly wouldn't want to be responsible for creating any disharmony in your, your teammate or anyone else's lives.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

How will you do without nig noggery? It is a sin you know.


I do believe Muenkel is questioning my committment to this new lifestyle. I am hurt by this assumption, and feel strongly that this is an attack on my credibility.

As I said earlier, I'm sure that my rosary beads and teaching the occasional catechism class will more than make up for any percieved loss that no longer participating in such secular activities as "nignoggery" might engender.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Y'know, Lisa, about the rosary beads -- they're smooth and bumpy... I'm sure you could find something fun to do with them. Get the big ones.

Plus you could use them to tie people up in the dungeon, right?

Just trying to be helpful :)

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

I do believe Muenkel is questioning my committment to this new lifestyle. I am hurt by this assumption, and feel strongly that this is an attack on my credibility.



Toughen up Bytch! Trust me, when you become a postulant, those Mother Superiors are going to ask you much more difficult questions. I'm just prepping you.:)



_________________________________________
Chris






Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

I do believe Muenkel is questioning my committment to this new lifestyle. I am hurt by this assumption, and feel strongly that this is an attack on my credibility.

As I said earlier, I'm sure that my rosary beads and teaching the occasional catechism class will more than make up for any percieved loss that no longer participating in such secular activities as "nignoggery" might engender.



This frankly is gettin SCARY:o:o:o!!!

Lisa, I think it's getting near to the end of the working day where you are... At the very least the "Sun is over the Yardarm" (the sun is ALWAYS over the Yardarm somewhere)B|.

As a test of faith;) go out now and do 2 things... Firstly save a worm from drowning. Secondly, corrupt some young man:D.

If you're going to do the whole Roman Catholic Nun thing, then it'll be good practice! - Think of it as playing "Priests and Choirboys"[:/].

Mike. (Pro God - ANTI RELIGION).

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Quote

Y'know, Lisa, about the rosary beads -- they're smooth and bumpy... I'm sure you could find something fun to do with them. Get the big ones.



Oh my. I think i like this new side of you wendy!!:)

___________________________________________
meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

0