skybytch 273 #1 January 23, 2003 Really, I am. Quit laughing, I'm serious! I'm thinking a convent might be my next career move. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 January 23, 2003 I don't know how to respond to this. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #3 January 23, 2003 There there, we have so many people here who can rectify the situation. So, who wants to buy her some beer? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #4 January 23, 2003 i guess that would give new meaning to the name "the flying nun" ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #5 January 23, 2003 Lisa... are you OK dear? Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #6 January 23, 2003 Quote I'm thinking a convent might be my next career move. you want to come to skydive wayne county this summer and pack don't you later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 January 23, 2003 Quoteyou want to come to skydive wayne county this summer and pack don't you Is there a convent near there? Yup, a life of selfless sacrifice. That's the life for me. Besides, I think I'd look really hot in a habit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #8 January 23, 2003 oh geez, for a moment here I thought this was the story of my life. *snicker* yes, how very cold it is here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #9 January 23, 2003 QuoteReally, I am. Quit laughing, I'm serious! I'm thinking a convent might be my next career move. Well, not to be a byatch, Iv'e been for 3 years, If it aint' worth marrying, It aint worth sleepin' with! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #10 January 23, 2003 shit, i ment to say: no, you want to come to skydive wayne county this summer and pack don't you oops QuoteIs there a convent near there? um, i don't know, i don't think so. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #11 January 23, 2003 QuoteLisa... are you OK dear? I'm fine. Really I am. What makes you think I'm not OK? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #12 January 23, 2003 I don't mean to sound unsympathetic, but there -are- worse situations in which to be.You have a lot of options available to you that are not available to a lot of other folks. And, no stigma attached to using any of them.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #13 January 23, 2003 Quote I'm thinking a convent might be my next career move. Nice way to drop the "celibate" thing....Q: What kind of meat does a Priest eat on Fridays? A: Nun! Allow me to introduce myself, my name is \/It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #14 January 23, 2003 QuoteYou have a lot of options available to you that are not available to a lot of other folks. I know I can be happy with my rosary beads and teaching the occasional catechism class. I can't imagine ever needing anything else. You can all start calling me Sister Bytch now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sar911 0 #15 January 23, 2003 OK enough, who the fu*k took Lisa? Earth to Lisa, come in Lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #16 January 23, 2003 When do we start calling you Mother Bytch? Wait, we already do... -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #17 January 23, 2003 QuoteWhen do we start calling you Mother Bytch? Oh I'm sure it'll be years before I can be called Mother Bytch. Sister Bytch is fine. I'm okay with not being in charge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #18 January 23, 2003 oh for fuck's sake, woman! what ARE you smoking? xoxo, arlo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #19 January 23, 2003 I thought we all where?/????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #20 January 23, 2003 Quoteoh for fuck's sake, woman! what ARE you smoking? Nothing. I quit that too. And please. No more foul language around me. My ears just can't take it anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arlo 0 #21 January 23, 2003 Quote And please. No more foul language around me. My ears just can't take it anymore. do you know what you're asking me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #22 January 23, 2003 Oh fuck'n A! You're damn ears? Jesus, that's the most absofuckingly absurd thing I've heard! Jesus H. Christ. (you know what the H is short for? Fucking.) hehe--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #23 January 23, 2003 Lisa, This is my friend Viking. Viking, Lisa. Funny how these things work out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #24 January 23, 2003 QuoteThis is my friend Viking. Viking, Lisa. Oh, I know young Viking. He used to be such a nice boy, until these cretins corrupted him. Perhaps someday he'll realize the error of his ways and return to being the fine, upstanding young man that I know he is capable of being. That's my prayer anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #25 January 23, 2003 Quote Perhaps someday he'll realize the error of his ways and return to being the fine, upstanding young man that I know he is capable of being. That's my prayer anyway. I hope not. I like the pleasantly corrupt young individual our Viking is turning into. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
