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SpeedRacer

What the HELL are we thinking??!!

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Yeah, what the HELL? ARE WE FUCKING NUTS??
We're riding up in planes just to JUMP OUT OF THEM 3 MILES UP!! It's fucking INSANE!!

So let's come to our senses people. Stop jumping out of airplanes before you hurt yourselves. What are you, retarded???

This has been a public sevice message from the Voice of Sanity.
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Yeah, what the HELL? ARE WE FUCKING NUTS??
We're riding up in planes just to JUMP OUT OF THEM 3 MILES UP!! It's fucking INSANE!!

So let's come to our senses people. Stop jumping out of airplanes before you hurt yourselves. What are you, retarded???

This has been a public sevice message from the Voice of Sanity.



Well I'm not a conservative, liberal, or retarded...I'm a surrealist. So I would hide behind a grotesque, distorted humonculous held up by wooden crutches and let the flaming giraffes skydive!!!










~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Well I'm not a conservative, liberal, or retarded...I'm a surrealist. So I would hide behind a grotesque, distorted humonculous held up by wooden crutches and let the flaming giraffes skydive!!!

Well! It's good to see that at least SOMEONE has some sense around here!
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Yeah, what the HELL? ARE WE FUCKING NUTS??
We're riding up in planes just to JUMP OUT OF THEM 3 MILES UP!! It's fucking INSANE!!

So let's come to our senses people. Stop jumping out of airplanes before you hurt yourselves. What are you, retarded???

This has been a public sevice message from the Voice of Sanity.



MOM?? Is that you??:o:S:$


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Uh- No, I'm not nuts- And I have papers from men in nice suits that say I'm not nuts.

Do you?

And besides, I mean, people keep on opening the door, and it looks like so much fun I just can't help myself, man. And I like the sound that big cloth thingy makes when it opens up over my head.

And yeah, you do sound like my Mom, too.
She said this one thing I'll never forget.

She said, "Lenny, would you please put that gun down?"

Easy Does It

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she literally didnt talk to me for the first week or so after my first jump..by sept she was emailing me with the subject line "did you jump today??" she was so proud when I did my AFF though. she just has to get used to it. My brother races cars, I skydive and my sister..well, shes just unstable. :D:S so she blames us for her grey hair..but still tells me I am the good one. :)



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Yeah my mom was proud when I passed my AFF. She still doesn't quite understand why I need to do it every weekend I can!LOL ;)

At least I'm the only one that causes her grey hair. My brother is pretty boring!

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."


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Fuck the voice of sanity!!!


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Um JT, I believe the lady was talking to ME!:D
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