n2skdvn 0 #1 January 26, 2003 Subject: FW: Answers to questions no one asks Answers to questions you probably never asked... 1. HOW DO YOU GET HOLY WATER? You boil the hell out of it 2.WHAT DO FISH SAY WHEN THEY HIT A CONCRETE WALL? Dam. 3. WHAT DO ESKIMOS GET FROM SITTING ON THE ICE? Polaroids. 4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A BOOMERANG THAT DOESN'T WORK? A stick 5. WHAT DO YOU CALL CHEESE THAT ISN'T YOURS? Nacho cheese 6. WHAT DO YOU CALL SANTA'S HELPERS? Subordinate Clauses. 7. WHAT DO YOU CALL 4 BULLFIGHTERS IN QUICKSAND? Quatro sinko. 8. WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A PAMPERED COW? Spoiled milk 9. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A SNOWMAN WITH A VAMPIRE? Frostbite! 10. WHAT LIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN AND TWITCHES? A nervous wreck 11. WHERE DO YOU FIND A DOG WITH NO LEGS? Right where you left him. 13. WHY DO GORILLAS HAVE BIG NOSTRILS? Because they have big fingers. 15. WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC? Sanka. 16. WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER? The location of the Dirt Bag. 17. WHY DOES A PILGRIMS PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN? Because they wear their belt buckles on their hat. 18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? A bad golfer goes whack, darn. A bad sky diver goes darn, whack. 19. HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE RABBIT? Unique up on it. 20. HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME RABBIT ? Tame way, unique up on it 21. WHAT DO YOU CALL SKYDIVING LAWYERS? Skeet. 22. WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP, CLOP, CLOP? An Amish drive-by-shooting. 23. HOW ARE A TEXAS TORNADO AND TENNESSEE DIVORCE THE SAME? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveM 0 #2 January 26, 2003 Hey, thanks for the smiles and a good laugh on a cold Sunday morning. Have a great week........ SteveM Steve M >^..^for me -- SkyDiving is a life sentence -- for it has saved my life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
numbknuckle 0 #3 January 26, 2003 LOL great way to start the day! unfortunatly, its too early for me to think of anything funny. Got coffee? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #4 January 26, 2003 Quote 18. WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BAD GOLFER AND A BAD SKYDIVER? A bad golfer goes whack, darn. A bad sky diver goes darn, whack. What's the difference between a good 4 way team and a bad 4 way team? A good 4 way team goes WHACK. A bad 4 way team goes Whack Whack Whack Whack. What's the difference between a good 4 way team and an excellent 4 way team? A good 4 way team goes WHACK An excellent 4 way team goes WHACK, accoridan, satellite, WHACK.____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
