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Ok, and here are some rebuttalls...
He: Would you like to dance?
She: Not with you.
He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did.


This reminded me of a friend of mine who was out one night, just bopping around having a good time.
He asked this one girl to dance, she declined...obviously waiting for Mr. Right to arrive, an hour or so later, after dancing with some other women, asked her again....same cold response.
Near closing time, she was looking around a little anxiously...Mr. Right hadn't arrived....my buddy asked her again if she wanted to dance. She said. "Yes." He said, "Good, I hope somebody asks you to," and walked away. :D
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Murray

"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey

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i was in a bar oe night and met this girl my the tradional means of hi i'm so and so what's your name....well things clicked and a few hours later we were jokingaround and trading those cheesy pickup lines... can't say they rely helped but it was fun to o back and foth with the cheeziest one we could think up........

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