Damn stupid redkneck

[blewaway5 0]

I spent last night not watching the superbowl. From what I hear it wasn't the greatest game ever, but still, I wish I could have seen it. It had to have been better than 1, trying to fix a friend's car, and then 2, getting stuck waiting in an apartment with a wonderfully nice guy who, instead of watching the damn football game spent all the time I was there talking about his uncle, a grand wizard of the f-ing kkk. And just in case you were wondering, yes, he was fat, yes he did have bib coveralls on, yes there was a dixie flag hanging over his couch, yes he did have a beer in hes hand, and yes, he was chewing a big ol' dip of tobacco. All this at the same time. I try to be tolerant, but damnit, people, aren't random acts of violence justifiable every now and then?

Truman Sparks for President

[Viking 0]

wow sounds like a good time

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[blewaway5 0]

if you only could have been there

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[Push 0]

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I try to be tolerant, but damnit, people, aren't random acts of violence justifiable every now and then?

Nothing random about this one. It may not change much, but beating the stupid out of him would have made you feel better.

You should have gotten him recorded on tape or something. Or tip the police.

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

[BoobieCootie 0]

So why were you stuck waiting in an apartment with him?

I didn't watch the game because I'm more interested in the cheerleaders than the sport itself. But I came across this piece of interesting news and wonder what the hell is the big deal for the city of Oakland to go on a riot because the Raiders lost?

[blewaway5 0]

After only half-way fixing the car when I thought it was all the way fixed it broke down far enough away to have to call a friend with a truck so he could tow us back to the house. This guy lives next door toa friend who wasn't home, offered the use of his phone, and since it was apprx. 23 degrees outside we took him up. In hindsight, should have brought the tire iron in with me.

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[akaGQ 0]

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that motherf@#$er upside the head.

Pass it on...

- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

[BoobieCootie 0]

Yap! Probably 2 more to swiing the tire iron.

[AggieDave 6]

I honestly don't understand people like that. I mean, from many definations, I would be considered a redneck (I think of myself as more of a country boy), but still I don't understand that level of racism. I guess the idea seems so outlandish and outrageous that it doesn't even become entertained as a thought.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[blewaway5 0]

I'm in the same boat, AD. I mean, I probably hunt and fish 50 times more than this guy could ever do, I like my country music, hell, I even like going to rodeos. My book's a lot like yours, I think that may make me a bit of a country boy, or at the most a hick. But dammit, only redknecks can be proud to be a member of a "certain secret society."

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[ernokaikkonen 0]

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" was on tv two days ago. Man, there's one fucked up movie.

[sharpfive 0]

Well, I think it was nice of you to keep Trent Lott company.