If I was president...

[AggieDave 6]

Oh if I were president, I'd make you understand. No more questions no more lies, I will tell you the truth looking in your eyes. If I were president.

Well first and for most son Jesus Christ is the only one, your going to talk to when your day begins. I'm going to pass a law that says everyday you got to get down on your knees and pray, Thank the man for dying for you sins.

If I were president, I would make you understand Jesus is the man he's the reason that we stand, if I were president.

We're gonna put the word out on the streets no more Washington, DC, I'm gonna make this country big and strong. No more paying of your tax's the capital is in Pampa Texas, that's the only place a house that big belongs.


If I were president, the blue-collar man won't get the shaft. Nobody's gonna laugh when Jerry Jeff my chief of staff, if I were president.

Well, Iraqi boys you must be nuts, you're digging yourself deeper in a rut. I got a way to end your problems soon. We'll bring home every one of our boys and pull out our biggest badest toy and blow you crazy bastards to the moon.

If I were president, nobody's going to push us around. If they threaten us or put us down we'll burn there county to the ground. If I were president.

Well, I got one for you Sedum Hussein well resurrect general Jon Wayne, put together a very simple plan. Well put down our nukes put down our guns and you and the duke will be one on one and he'll kick your ass as if you were a man.

If I were president, If I were president. If you don't like Willie Nelson, you got to go to prison. If I were president. So cash your vote and make it me and if I win the beer is free if I were president.


Thanks to Cross Canidan Ragweed for writing this song and singing it on a couple of their albums, it makes me smile everytime I hear it! I thought some of yall would get a kick out of it too, so here's the words.

If you haven't heard of CCR (cross canadian ragweed) before, you should, they're a great Red Dirt Country band.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Kris 0]

Frightening.

Kris

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[LouDiamond 1]

Hey Dave, if your the Prez can I be your Sec Def?

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
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[Luminous 0]

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I will tell you the truth looking in your eyes.

"I did not have sexual relations with that sheep".



That's baaaaaaad.

BSBD
Larry

'In an insane society a sane person seems insane.' Mr. Spock

[AggieDave 6]

Well, atleast a sheep would definately be a step up from Monica!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[n2skdvn 0]

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Well, atleast a sheep would definately be a step up from Monica!

hey is clay in texas now????????

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