AggieDave 6 #1 January 29, 2003 I was just sent this from some friends, this is a no nonsense, real invention. Not like that damned spoof in Parachutist a few Aprils ago. Right now, there's only one that has been built, but supposedly there'll be some more built and possibly shipped to other DZs in the next little while (possibly before the start of the new jump season). Its real KISS design, you lay your canopy out infront of it, set the brakes, uncollapse the slider and feed it $5 (this is temporary, to off set the cost of the machine). It'll have your rig packed and ready to go in about 7 minutes (depends on some different canopies), with a sweet opening. So far, with all the testing that has been done (over 1000 packs), there have been NO malfunctions packed, so far so good! See attatched.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #2 January 29, 2003 We need to talk, specifically about that temporary $5 fee. Exactly how long will this fee be temporary? When will this odd looking machine be payed off and free for everyone ot use? Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pilotdave 0 #4 January 29, 2003 Sounds great but it sure is ugly. Will it come in different models? Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #5 January 29, 2003 Quote Will it come in different models? As many as possible, i assume. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 January 29, 2003 Why? That machine is damn sexy! grrrrrr baby, very grrrrrr --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #7 January 29, 2003 Do they come in nude? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 January 29, 2003 Quote Do they come in nude We did try a nude model out for a couple weekends, but not only did the packing business drop off very sharply, a lot of people left the DZ too, the DZO told us we couldn't do that anymore...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #9 January 29, 2003 Did things get in the way? "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 January 29, 2003 Oh, yeah, I guess you could say there was a PC in tow...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #11 January 29, 2003 Sounds like a great idea, but if my "packing machine" was holding up a piece of closing loop and looking that confused, I'd want a discount! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 January 29, 2003 (its a packing tool)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #13 January 29, 2003 Either way, that's not a very comforting expression you're wearing. But then again, I'm probably not your target demographic, either! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnischalke 0 #14 January 29, 2003 Dave, I can tell by the gut on this machine, it's lubed often with some sort of foamy alcoholic beverages. mike Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills--You know, like nunchuk skills, bow-hunting skills, computer-hacking skills. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #15 January 29, 2003 Ah, Sangiro, can't I have control over font size? Please? Cause this claim is BULLSHIT! And I have the video to prove it you inverted D-bag-how'd-you-get-a-Spectre-to-both-slam-and-spin BASTARD! "JP, pay attention to the opening, cause I did some special shit just for you..." Oh. Folks, I just got my full version of Premiere so I'll be putting the Eloy video together this weekend. You'll have it by next weekend for sure. And you'll have, apparently, AggieDave's only bad packjob on video. I love you AggieD, but the only difference between you and a bag of bullshit, is the bag. Who loves you? JP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 January 29, 2003 Hey, shit happens, atleast it opened, right? Oh, and atleast I routed the bridle correctly AND cocked the pilot chute, unlike another packer in Eloy... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 January 29, 2003 Quoteand feed it $5 So where is the slot to put the $5 in? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #18 January 29, 2003 Hey after that machine's been working all day long, how much beer do you have to pour into it to cool it down?? This might seriously impact the maintenance cost. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #19 January 29, 2003 On average it requires around 4-12 beers at the end of a day of packing, but it accepts cheap beer. Lone Star is prefered.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #20 January 29, 2003 You bet, Sweet Pea! I've got a phenomenal line-dump on that video too! C'mere, you nubble headed Cracker! (noogie) Who's your buddie?! Sing it with me! "From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli!" Like you mean it! It's like zero dark thirty in Texas, bitch! Go to bed! You got studyin to do! JP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 January 29, 2003 Line dump? That wasn't me... And why am I up late? I am studying and I'm about to go to the gym. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #22 January 29, 2003 LIAR! Studying us don't coun't! Neither do 12 ounce curls! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #23 January 29, 2003 I've got to have something to come back to every little bit, even though I love the area of study, the book I'm reading on Stalin for my class is a SLOW read...12 oz curls? How about 400lbs deadlifts? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #24 January 29, 2003 QuoteHow about 400lbs deadlifts? OK, serious advice: Only kill your skinny friends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 January 29, 2003 Quote OK, serious advice: Only kill your skinny friends. You are killin me man. I need to go to bed, but i gotta wait and see what crazy shit you say next!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
