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When you're Happy and you Know it Bomb Iraq

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq!
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq!
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need, so
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad), then
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growing, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showing, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has `dissed` us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq!!


:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:;):P


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"Well none that they can prove"
That dosn't matter......They will still come after you...
:P

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He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson

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"We don't even pay our UN bills, and our government still feels like they can boss the UN around. "
It appears that regard for the UN's appeals for a peaceful solution are now being disregarded by a whole lot more than just the UK and the US Justin.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/2708023.stm

Anyhow, enough doom and gloom, hows your wee darling getting on?
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He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson

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hows your wee darling getting on?



Just fine. She is crawling around like crazy and pulling herself up to standing using anything she can find. She recognizes more and more words. If we are in her room and say "parachute man", she looks at this ceramic guy under canopy we have hanging by a spring from the ceiling.

She also recognizes lots of words, including: mommy, daddy, fishies, Cheerios, and of course, BOOBIES! How cool is it that I can say "You want some boobies?" and she smiles, turns to my wife, grabs a boob and opens her mouth? What a life!

Her sleeping streak is still unbroken, despite a couple times when she had double ear infections. It is really bad because there is a guy in my office with a baby who has never slept more than a few hours at a time. He sometimes asks me, "How do you manage all the times Lucy gets up screaming in the middle of the night?" I usually mumble something unintelligble, rather than crushing the guy by asking back, "What? You mean all babies don't just sleep peacefully every night?" Muahahaha!

What else... She is starting to eat more and more real food. We are giving her some of the things we eat, and she likes pretty much everything. She eats meats, lots of different veggies, pasta, rice, potatoes, bread, and just about everything else we leave within her reach. Her favorite thing to eat? Paper. If there is a sheet of paper (or Parachutist) anywhere on the floor, she will immediately crawl to it and start eating. We have to be quick!

How is your guy doing?

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