n2skdvn 0 #1 January 30, 2003 HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM: 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO 2. One hand on wheel, one middle finger out window: NEW YORK 3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on McDonald's bag, eating, a hunting rifle in the window: TEXAS 6. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA 7. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA 8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra large daiquiri, other hand holding Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rearview mirror, back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling her cocktail: NEW ORLEANS just in time fo mardi gras !!!!!!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #2 January 30, 2003 You forgot " excessive lane change w/out blinker...or driving down the freeway with left blinker on in the left lane....UTAH!!jason Freedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #3 January 30, 2003 Driving on the left side of the road, cursing idiot 'Johnny Foreigner'...... British on vacation!-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #4 January 30, 2003 Driving 2 inches behind the car in front of them going 70mph. >>>Philadelphia Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites