2002's Best Headlines (REAL)

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THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002
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>Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
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>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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>Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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>Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
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>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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>Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
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>Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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>War Dims Hope for Peace
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>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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>Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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>Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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>Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

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[Michele 1]

That was funny. Thanks for the giggles!

Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[kallend 2,150]

That's funny. Last year the same list was touted as actual headlines from 2001. I guess the newspapers just recycle the good ones

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