DYEVOUT 0 #1 January 30, 2003 Subject: AND YOU THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY..... There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery .. as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner. Having a Bad Day? The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both. Still think you are having a bad day? A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman. STILL think you're having a bad day? Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death. What? STILL having a bad day? Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #2 January 30, 2003 You really expect us to believe that anyone was dumb enough to put their own return address on a letter bomb?? This would qualify for the Darwin awards. JJJJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #3 January 30, 2003 How come nobody thought of this? Send off letter bomds to every address in Iraq, and BOOM! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #4 January 31, 2003 Hey, I don't write this shit, I just forward it for laughs. . . . ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #5 January 31, 2003 it would be funnier if it had actually happened. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
