Life Observations

[QuickDraw 0]

Sent to me in a e-mail earlier.

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
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> 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
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> 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your
> pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
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> 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
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> 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into
a
> calculator.
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> 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
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> 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
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> 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a
> fire in your back garden.
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> 9) Everyone who has just read no.5 has just typed it into a calculator.
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> 10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
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> 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
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> 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
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> 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
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> 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
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> 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
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> 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
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> 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your
> teacher mum or dad.
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> 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at
the
> first given opportunity.
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> 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
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> 20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way
> through and then raced against the flush.
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> 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
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> 22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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> 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
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> 24) You never ever run out of salt.
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> 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
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> 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
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> 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got
> your hand or head stuck in something.
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> 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
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> 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their
> arm broken by a swan.
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> 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on
> an
> upturned plug.
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> 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
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> 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of
wood
> specifically to stir paint with.
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> 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
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> 34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
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> 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

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[phatcat 0]

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5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

Actually it was 5318008

[CrazyIvan 0]

And what about 5339338 remember them?

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[jessd 0]

I don't rememeber any of them.

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

[CrazyIvan 0]

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I don't rememeber any of them.

Lucky you

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[SpeedRacer 1]

36. At least once a day, someone will fart on the jump plane.

37. The number of tube stows you break during packing is in inverse proportion to the amount of time til the next load.

38. By about 10PM, all the really good beer will be gone.

Speed Racer
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[diverdriver 7]

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5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator

Guilty as charged. Bwahahahhahahahahha.......

[Muenkel 0]

And woodchucks don't actually chuck wood.

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Chris