happythoughts 0 #1 January 31, 2003 Quote According to reports, full bodied porn star Kim Kelly hopes to drop 10-20 pounds on an innovative new diet. The "actress" says that the majority of her meals will consist mostly of "man juice". Yes, "man juice". (Hey, don't make us spell it out for you). The substance is full of zinc and other good stuff, but Kelly will augment her diet with banana shakes between "meals" because she says, "I'm not going to kill myself for this." Clicky Edited to change the thread title by suggestion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 January 31, 2003 I cannot believe that NO ONE has a comment on this. Perhaps it is only the women who click on a thread entitled diet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivegirl 0 #3 January 31, 2003 Had you titled this thread 'porn star diet'... I'm sure there would have been more response . No guy would pass up clicking on something with the word porn in it. Pink Mafia Sis #26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 January 31, 2003 Porn? Who said Porn? I want to know more! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 January 31, 2003 Good suggestion. Title changed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 January 31, 2003 I've been called lots of things, but never nutritious. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #7 January 31, 2003 When I saw your thread here I thought it meant you were going to eat nothing but porn stars. Oops, my mistake Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #8 January 31, 2003 Quote When I saw your thread here I thought it meant you were going to eat nothing but porn stars. They are too skinny, so you'd have to eat a lot of them to get full. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #9 January 31, 2003 ROFLMAO That's wrong simply because it made me think of frog legs Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #10 January 31, 2003 I just had to do a search on that.... Quote from Adult industry news "...if you have been tested she will have you for dinner."My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #11 January 31, 2003 Um...yeah. The nurtitional value is pretty much nil, maybe GETTING it is going to be her workout plan. She's gonna work on those jaw muscles..... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #12 January 31, 2003 Well good for her. Personally I thibk that's going a little too far. But if you find soomething you like, I'm allfor sticking to it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 January 31, 2003 Quote Well good for her. Personally I thibk that's going a little too far. But if you find soomething you like, I'm allfor sticking to it! Depends on how you do it. It could all be sticking to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #14 January 31, 2003 Quote Depends on how you do it. It could all be sticking to you. That is selfless. How nice that someone would share the opportunity with another dieter like that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #15 January 31, 2003 Quote Quote Depends on how you do it. It could all be sticking to you. That is selfless. How nice that someone would share the opportunity with another dieter like that! I'm just here to help. A "giving" sort of person, I guess. My new motto - "give til it hurts" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #16 January 31, 2003 Hey...I'll PM her in case she wants 'Free samples' __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 January 31, 2003 I'm betting that Weight Watchers meetings would be a lot more interesting if they used this diet plan. Of course, they'd probably start having video now too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #18 January 31, 2003 Depending on the people present, bad visual-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #19 January 31, 2003 A guy would enjoy accompanying his girlfriend to meetings, even if he didn't think she had a fat ass that needed to go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 January 31, 2003 Quote Depending on the people present, bad visual Geez... can't you guys think of helping others, once in a while. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #21 January 31, 2003 Quote Depending on the people present, bad visual -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Geez... can't you guys think of helping others, once in a while. Exactly. Stop being so damned selfish. Think of the ladies that need your help. Where is your common courtesy? Giving isn't hard, so be hard-on giving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #22 January 31, 2003 I'm going to show my selflessness, and volounteer my time as a personal trainer for this method of weightloss. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
