But NOOOOOOOO!!!

[Dumpster 0]

I did it again-

Some of you might recall I got the wifey a 2002 Trailblazer, mostly because her old car was- well- old, and I figured if I can handle the payment, and she's happy, it should make for some pretty good brownie points.

Well, she's really missing the remote starter she had on the Monte Carlo, so I made a few calls today to see about getting one installed in the Trailblazer.

Warning to any one considering a new GM vehicle. It's gonna cost about a hundred bucks extra to get an alarm, remote starter, etc. installed because of the new technology GM is using to prevent theft, etc.

So tonite I plunk down about 400 bones to fullfill her request, and now she is getting the starter installed next Saturday.

I'm hoping she tells me to go ahead and order that new jumpsuit, or the BoneHead, or the Pro-Track.

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

All I get is --

"So where are we going for dinner?"
(We eat out every Friday night-)

How about a "thank-you" ?

Maybe I should tell her Hooters. Or find a strip bar with a buffet-

And think she might say- "Weather looks like it might be nice- Go ahead and jump" ? Guess again!

Am I doing something wrong here? Or should I just tell her- "We just got done spending over twenty grand on you, I'm going to spend the day at the DZ-"

Or would keeping my pie hole shut be cheaper than a divorce?

Man- Well, I suppose it could be worse- I could have a sharp stick poking me in the eye-

Thanks for listening, folks!

Easy Does It

[Rdutch 0]

Think about all the jumps you could do if you just lost the ungrateful hole in your pocket.

Ray
Small and fast what every girl dreams of!

[blewaway5 0]

I've never been married, so take this with a big ol' fat grain of salt, but if I was in your shoes I'd probably do something tactless like say, "Honey, I'm gonna buy that new jumpsuit I've been wanting." (This is assuming you have the $$$) of something like, "Hey, you want to come with me? I'm gonna go to the dz tomorrow." If she really wants to argue then you can pull out the little $20,000 bullet and load that into your argument. Of course, like I said, no marriage here

Truman Sparks for President

[AggieDave 6]

Have you tried talking to her about it? Maybe telling her that she hurt your feelings for not even saying thankyou, if anything, talking would be a good start.


To be finished, of course, with you going to the DZ to jump your ass off...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Dumpster 0]

Oh yes - we will defintiely talk about it- the evening is far from over, and I don't have to work tomorrow. I defintiely plan on burning up some sky.

Easy Does It

[RevJim 0]

I guess i'm lucky in that aspect. I have a wife tha says thank you for everything, literally.

That almost makes up for her being bitchy 74% of the time, and whiney the other 26%.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[Zeemax 0]

thats a lot of money. Maybe when she next asks about dinner just ask if she's paying. remind her how much you've spent.


I like the idea of just telling her your going to the DZ and asking if she want's to come along...

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[mouth 0]

Geee, You say such nice things about your wife.

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

[sarge 0]

Hey Lenny, how U been otherwise?

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Maybe I should tell her Hooters. Or find a strip bar with a buffet-

Nope! but funny

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Or would keeping my pie hole shut be cheaper than a divorce?

Yup!! for sure

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Thanks for listening, folks!

Now go take out to her favorite restaurant, tell her how glad you are to make her happy, because it is where you find your greatest joy in life. ~~sigh~~ then add... what else can I do to celebrate the gift of our love for each other...?

-before I gotta make that 1st load tomorrow with my new pro-track, jumpsuit and bonehead...?
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>eidited to add >her<...
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[Dumpster 0]

Actually, that's probably how it works out-

After the fact she says, "Gee that was alot of money-"
And I say " yeah- but it's what you'd like, we can afford it, so it's worth it"
Then I got the thank you-!!!!!

WOO HOO!
Now about the jumpsuit--
But right now we're heading out again- for cocktails-
This may not be so bad after all!!

Easy Does It

[Dumpster 0]

She'll come to the DZ once in a while when it's REALLY warm- she's a major shiver bug- (Libyan descent-)

But right now thnigs are warming up nicely-
GOTTA GO!

I'll let you know how the rest of the evening turns out-

Easy Does It

[Zeemax 0]

good work

hope it all goes well

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Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies

[RevJim 0]

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Geee, You say such nice things about your wife.

Oh, you ain't heard nuttin yet!

Luckily, the really bad stuff I keep to myself!

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[mouth 0]

Well more power to her if she puts up with it. I'd have cut you away long time ago if you talked about me like that.

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

[fool 0]

would you treat him (well, not specifically HIM,) like that? I mean, it's only one side of the story and all, but it doesn't sound like much fun to me, but it sounds like things are looking up, so that's a good thing

S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

[mouth 0]

I'm not real sure I could be married to a guy who says on a public forum....


That almost makes up for her being bitchy 74% of the time, and whiney the other 26%.


If you thought I was that bad please leave. But that is just me. Maybe I am good at being single cause I would balk at that.

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.

[Snowwhite 0]

[ Or find a strip bar with a buffet-




All you can eat?


Yup!! for sure

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Thanks for listening, folks!

Now go take out to her favorite restaurant, tell her how glad you are to make her happy, because it is where you find your greatest joy in life. ~~sigh~~ then add... what else can I do to celebrate the gift of our love for each other...?

-before I gotta make that 1st load tomorrow with my new pro-track, jumpsuit and bonehead...?
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[fool 0]

valid point...I took it as a joke though.

S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

[sarge 0]

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Bro, you have it sooo made!!!

To just have a wife is to know the splendor of a blossoming flower in the rising spring sun... glistening within the dew of new life... what beauty does the prospect of its glorious fragrance yet behold... to embrace, to fantasize, to dazzle with spirits of inspiration...

Besides, ,, , thanks for the Titty-pic!
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LMAO
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[Gawain 0]

As a joke, find a used Yugo, and tell her you had to consolidate bills and the new auto payment was too much.

Then let her sweat for an hour or two (after she's driven it) and see how grateful she is to get the "remoteless" Blazer back.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[RevJim 0]

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Well more power to her if she puts up with it. I'd have cut you away long time ago if you talked about me like that.

Well, to everything there is a reason. There is a BIG reason here. A few people on here know, very few people. The ones I confide in with my troubles, and those that have asked what was bothering me, in PMs. Trust me, it ain't a pretty picture.. I don't bring the details out in the open though since:
1. I do not want, nor need the sympathy vote.
2. I do not, unlike some other people, need validation in my life. I know what I know, and feel what I feel.
3. I do not need 10,000 dropzone.com posters adding to a thread saying "Dude, what the F@#k are you still with her for?

Trust me, Lisa. If you were in my shoes, you would have cut her away long ago. I have my reasons.

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[RevJim 0]

Told ya that icon pic would look good! And it's only 5KB!

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Besides, ,, , thanks for the Titty-pic!

Now, if I could only get one of my wife...hmmmm...time to scheme....

It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

[sarge 0]

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Dude you ruined my Life!!!!!

...save the poetry (original),,, may it be (thanks again by the way!!) ,, some wish for your future inspirations.

.... geez all theese (parenthesis) are making me dizzy... I gotta get another berr, I mean beee, I mean bear! NO BEER! another beer, yeah thats it!

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[DivaSkyChick 0]

no kidding. What's up with that?

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[mouth 0]

Like I know, but if the man says he has his reasons then far be it from me to judge or criticize. If they are happy that is all that matters in their relationship.

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Hot Mama
At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit.