JJohnson 0 #1 February 1, 2003 Saw this the day it came out, bought it on DVD and it just keeps getting funnier every time I watch it. You just gotta wonder where Kevin Smith got his sense of humor from. I've been lending it out to people at work and weve all been reciting lines back and forth for days now. JJJJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #2 February 1, 2003 I must admit that I have not seen the movie yet. Maybe I will watch it tomorrow. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #3 February 1, 2003 between me and my roommate we have all the KS dvds... jay and silent bob is definitely a grower. in the theaters i was like, OMG this is lame, but when i watched it on dvd i started to like it more. i love the chimp suzanne, she cracks me up!b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #4 February 1, 2003 You may find it a little on the vulgar side...but in an intelligent and well timed sort of way.Soem of the small things you won't get unless you have seen some of his other flicks like: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma. JJ JJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #5 February 1, 2003 QuoteSoem of the small things you won't get unless you have seen some of his other flicks like: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy and Dogma. Well I loved Dogma and Chasing Amy is an awesome movie. I have only watched a little bit of Clerks. Should I watch it and Mallrats before this movie? "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #6 February 1, 2003 "Call me Darth Balls" "Hey baby! You ever have your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat?" And BooBoo Kitty Fuck as a pet name? What's not to like? JJJJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #7 February 1, 2003 ummm....couldn't hurt, but watching out of order won't kill ya, as long as you continue to watch them ALL over and over and over and over...they will soon all meld together into one hilariously intertwined kevin smith universe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJohnson 0 #8 February 1, 2003 The two dudes from Clerks are in it, and there is one scene from Mallrats that they incorporate into Jay and Silent Bob. Otherwise your fine. JJJJ "Call me Darth Balls" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #9 February 1, 2003 I feel like I have been missing something now by not having already seen them all. I think my sister has them all on DVD, I'll have to borrow them. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 February 1, 2003 Definately another great movie in the line of Kevin Smith's movies. You really need to see ALL of his movies along this character line to understand the a lot of the jokes and what the characters really mean, though.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #11 February 1, 2003 asscock. If you have the DVD you should know about that S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 February 1, 2003 boobookittyfuck--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #13 February 1, 2003 I am the master of the clit, whereveryou see clit you see this face, I make that shit work yo, no one works a clit like me, not this fuck, none of you little fucks, I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! when it comes down to business thats what I do. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #14 February 1, 2003 "Steal a monkey, no fucking problem , we fucking steal monkeys all the time, ain't that right Bob." ..." and this is my gay husband, he loves the cock." "cockknocker" "dude, I can't believe you were gonna suck my cock" "how about a good luck blowjob?" The one liners from that flick are endless. Definately a movie for the not easily offended."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #15 February 1, 2003 What the fuck is the Internet? Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #16 February 1, 2003 QuoteWhat the fuck is the Internet? "Who cares what they say about you on the internet, what are you gonna do? Go to everyones house and kick their ass?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lolie 0 #17 February 1, 2003 I think Clerks is almost my favorite, just because it's so low-budget and has such terrible acting... I love the part when he sells the cigarettes to the four-year-old.... And the guy in the bathroom.... Gawd, I need to go watch all of those again.... It helps to see them in order, but it's not necessary... you just get more out of them after you've seen the ones that came first... -Miranda you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #18 February 1, 2003 Shit!.... I'm the clit master!!!!! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingILweenie 0 #19 February 2, 2003 i like Dogma the best. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rogue108 0 #20 February 2, 2003 I am still a Clerks fan. Its so NJ and its funny when you really know people from NJ that are like that. Its also cool when you when you run into him at Sears and you can recite lines from any of his movies and you both find it funny. Its also odd to run into Jay at Kevin Smith's comic book store and he is really like that in person. I don't think Jay is acting, that kid is like that for real. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronMike 0 #21 February 2, 2003 SBS loves the cock! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
