fool 0 #26 February 1, 2003 I read an article somwhere that was talking to Gene Simmons, and he said he once met a girl who had his face tattooed on her pelvic area and his tongue tattooed...uhhh, well, you do the math.. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #27 February 1, 2003 wrongness!! Not to mention, if that things breaths fire I'd say the guy has a real problem Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #28 February 1, 2003 Quote Not only that, but imagine when he's 80 years old. That thing will look like road kill, or a dead bird at best. OMFG!!!!!!!! i don't even want to know why you were thinking of old guys wiener doodles..........I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #29 February 1, 2003 Good God man! He must've lost a bet or something. Geez...that's just bullsh*t! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dex 0 #30 February 1, 2003 As shocking as it is to see here imagine how surprized you would be if you saw it in person.... not expecting it I mean does that guy have to hand out a warning beforehand not to scare people off? Boy I hope for his sake that was painted on...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #31 February 1, 2003 Quote Quote Oh shit! It's the RAEFORD DRAGON!!! one could deduce from this two things: 1) you've seen it before, and close enough to recognize it, and where it comes from (not sure if the pun was intended there or not.) 2) ok, maybe there's only on ething, but I think that's enough. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #32 February 1, 2003 QuoteIt will bug me if I don't just ask...Did he have to have an erection to get the ink in all the right places? um, i hope not. i would have to say no. but it depends. i guess we would have to see what it looks like when tumescent. you heard about the guy looking down in the restroom and saw WENDY tattooed on guys unit? he says 'wendy must have been real special!' 'no, mahn, it say "welcome to jamaica, man. have a nice day" . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #33 February 1, 2003 Quote i guess we would have to see what it looks like when tumescent. Um...I'll pass.Ceils- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #34 February 1, 2003 It would have been funny for someone to watch my face as I was figuring out what that was a picture of. I was slowly sipping at my coffee, looking at the picture at the top first, squinting a little....my eyes went lower and I sat up in my chair a little....then I snarfed my coffee and my eyes got huge as I figured out what I was looking at. Dayum! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #35 February 1, 2003 Not just owww,but eewwwww!!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #36 February 1, 2003 I thought all the guys in the Kilty Band had those. Patrick -- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #37 February 1, 2003 QuoteDid he have to have an erection to get the ink in all the right places? Lol...Impossible...I had a friend that was getting married. A bunch of us got together and gave him a "present". We got him drunk, took him to a tat-artist-friend, and placed him in the chair with his pants around his knees. That "artist' stretched his little pecker out and when he touched the drunk with the tat gun, the boy sobered up faster than anyone I've ever seen. Needless to say, the "Barber Pole Stripe" that we were suprising him and his newly wed wife with didn't get finished but did manage to get turned into a fly...lol. It also got so swollen, the first night of the marriage turned into a fiasco. Guess who's wife doesn't allow us to visit?? Tee-hee... FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #38 February 1, 2003 Quote A bunch of us got together and gave him a "present". We got him drunk, took him to a tat-artist-friend, and placed him in the chair with his pants around his knees A friend helps you hide bodies, a TRUE friend tries to tattoo your wang when you're drunk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #39 February 1, 2003 LOL.... OMG.... I can't even imagine how much that hurt... the one on my "lower abdominal region" killed me....Travis watched me turn three shades of pale and almost pass out. That guy must have an amazing pain threshold.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #40 February 1, 2003 Quote That "artist' stretched his little pecker out ROFL...owwwwwwwww...oh manohman owwwwwwwwwwwwwww... And then your sig line...LOL....The only think I could think of would be some hard core masochism, and that he'd be, well, enjoying that. It never occurred to me that he'd get stretched...dayum. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #41 February 1, 2003 Phatcat, It was funny...the only problem was - his wife won't let us come into the house to visit...we can stand on the porch all day and talk but can't go inside and he can't bring his keys outside...lol. That happened in 1972 and nothing has changed to this day...tee-hee... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #42 February 1, 2003 Michele, You would have had to be there to really appreciate it...I've never laughed so hard in my life at anyone, drunk or sober...and the look on his face when he realised what was happening, was precious...lol. (He did make a remark to us later. He said that on the wedding night, it was so swollen and painful that they couldn't "do anything".) The tat got turned into a fly and he's proud of it now...shows it every chance he gets (which embarrasses his old lady to no ends, lol.) FFF A hard on doesn't count as Personal Growth "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #43 February 1, 2003 Quotehis wife won't let us come into the house to visit Dude, that's HARSH!! If you can't let your friends into your own house, somethin' aint right! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #44 February 1, 2003 Yah now he just has to master the voice of " Kermit the frog here" and he will be just fine at any adult swing gathering.........Glen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #45 February 1, 2003 Josh, That woman hasn't ever been right...lol. (I wonder why?? Lol.) Actually, she grew up with more money than was good for her - we (my friends and me) all came from the "wrong" side of the tracks - so he has a new set of friends that she lead him to. But the old gang hasn't really lost contact. We still party together - but it has to be done behind her back, lol. FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #46 February 1, 2003 Damn, FFF...did you high jack this thread?? FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #47 February 1, 2003 Now THAT'S overcompensating... for what, I don't know ... but you gotta have issues to mutilate yourself like that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #48 February 1, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteIt will bug me if I don't just ask...Did he have to have an erection to get the ink in all the right places? I was talking to a friend of mine who wanted to get a happy face tattooed there, and he said an artist told him they'd have to give him an injection to make it hard, so according to that, then yes. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #49 February 1, 2003 Naw just take the pretty blue pill!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites blewaway5 0 #50 February 1, 2003 Oh, man, the pain that brings to mind is more than I ever want to bear. Why in the name of all that is sacred and holy did you bump this thread back up? Why in the name of all that is sacred and holy would someone not only want to pierce their penis but also get another needle shoved into it just so they could have someone shove yet another needle into it about a million freaking times? Ow, ow, ow!! Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
n2skdvn 0 #49 February 1, 2003 Naw just take the pretty blue pill!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #50 February 1, 2003 Oh, man, the pain that brings to mind is more than I ever want to bear. Why in the name of all that is sacred and holy did you bump this thread back up? Why in the name of all that is sacred and holy would someone not only want to pierce their penis but also get another needle shoved into it just so they could have someone shove yet another needle into it about a million freaking times? Ow, ow, ow!! Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
