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I love whuffos

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I mean hey whats not to love. When you sit there and begin to crack while there blabbing there mouths to there friends talking about something they know nothing of or when they say something that is so off the wall that even some of the best skydivers in the world wouldnt even do. It just makes me laugh and makes me happy that Im not that FUCKING STUPID hehehe just being an asshole as always.:D
- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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I love it when people say"Oh I know if you fell off a skyscraper or out of a jet you would be knocked out before you hit the ground due to your neck breaking while tumbling in the air...true story, ya."
I say yep! me and all my buddies with our flopping broken necks, go out at that altitude several times evey weekend...Oh! pass me my neck brace...aw never mind since I've been dead since my first jump 11years ago.:P

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A true post whore always posts to topics with no value, regardless of interest. It's part of the "code."

And a true post whore will also check his post, notice a spelling error, and correct it, because he is stupid.



What about the parts of the body that a post whore might shave with or without cuts? :D:ph34r::P Does that affect spelling and the "code" *snicker*
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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What about the parts of the body that a post whore might shave with or without cuts? Does that affect spelling and the "code" *snicker*



LMAO - carrying the "nut" thread on.



"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

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A true post whore always posts to topics with no value, regardless of interest. It's part of the "code."

And a true post whore will also check his post, notice a spelling error, and correct it, because he is stupid.



What about the parts of the body that a post whore might shave with or without cuts? :D:ph34r::P
Does that affect spelling and the "code" *snicker*

OMG that is hilarious. No pun toward you phatcat but dayum. LOL:D:ph34r:
- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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I love it when the parachute opens and they "go back up!".

Did that ever happen before video was available??


Oh yes thats a big one I hear that one all the time.
Watching video of friends first jump - "Wow thats cool you went back up when your parachute thingy opened up.":S
- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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Hey, anybody wanna see my bare ass?



I think I remember seeing this a thread a few months ago...

Jess can we see your bare ass. Im sure itd be much more pleasant than seeing phatcats hairy white ass.:P
- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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Jess can we see your bare ass. Im sure itd be much more pleasant than seeing phatcats hairy white ass.



Sure - just give me a minute to scan it in...:D



"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

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Yup, I gotta get me one of them.....


Yes-sir-ree I believe thats what is the coolest part about skydiving. When you go back up. Funny though out of all the times Ive jumped Ive never gone back up that far. Ive been jipped
- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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What about while watchin video of a jumper:

Q- "Wow! How do you float in one spot like that without falling?" (I swear someone asked me this)

A- "Beleive me, I'm falling. It's just that the camera-man is falling too!"

LOL whuffos are funny :D




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It occasionally happens, and it's quite strange.

I think, however, that there is a difference between whuffos and wannabe types.

A whuffo simply questions the skydiver's rationale, perhaps denouncing him as "nuts".

A wannabe is a phony, a pretender, who is readily transparent to those who are the real deal. Oddly enough, this behavior is believed to be pathological. It's called "pseudologica fantastica".

Here is a Guardian (UK) report on phony vets and those who make a personal crusade out of busting them.

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"Larry Bailey, another former SEAL who works with Zellers, said many people who lie about being SEALs are actually successful in their jobs.

"But there's a vacuum inside their egos. They lack self-esteem, so they claim to be something that sounds exciting," said Bailey, of Alexandria, Va.

Young said he thinks that the fake SEALs fabricate these stories to impress women, co-workers and prospective employers. "Some of them have been lying to their wives and kids for years," he said.

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Of course, being a phony-wannabe skydiver is just plain silly, but being a phony vet is downright despicable, at least to me.
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