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jumperconway

Ladies and Diamonds....NWS

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Motel room: 20 bucks
Hooker: 40 bucks
Showing your asshole gf that wants a diamond before she talks to you cause she doesn't come cheap that picture and giving her the boot: priceless.

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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Motel room: 20 bucks
Hooker: 40 bucks



Where do you live?

I have no idea about the hookers, but I haven't gotten a motel for $20.

:)


Chances are, if you know where to pick up a hooker, you know where to find a Motel with an hourly rate. :D
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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Chances are, if you know where to pick up a hooker, you know where to find a Motel with an hourly rate.



Well, I have theoretical knowledge of the former, but none of the latter. I guess it would take first-hand experience to have both. That just isn't my scene. :)

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I deny any explicit or implied allegations of picking up hookers vehemently. Never have I been involved in such heinous behaviour.

:P

EDITED TO ADD: lol jf. Deny everything!


-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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I just saw a comedian on tv the other day do a bit on DeBeers. He spoke of their slogan, and how it was getting closer to saying it like it is. It used to be "Diamonds are for ever." Last year, it was "Diamonds, take her breath away." This year, it's "Diamonds. leave her speachless." Then he said "at this rate I expect in the next year or two it will be totally accurate "Diamonds...that'll shut her up." :D:D:D


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"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

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