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Slope Soaring-Slalom-Swooping Dream

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No shit, there I was, asleep last night....

Then I did a hop-n-pop, deployed and set up my canopy flight path. I skimmed over the top of the mountain and right down into the course. I flew my Sabre 190 down the ski course, skimming just above the snow. I was doing the slalom between air blades on the hill. There were tons of skiing and skydiving spectators on both sides of the snowy lane down the mountain.

All of a sudden there was a huge cliff dropping away, giving me tons of air beneath me. A sharp-looking 360 spiral, and I was right back above the snow, flying down the home stretch hill. I cruised the last little bit and got a good glide over the level area in front of the big bleachers. What a nice run.

I looked up at the electronic scoreboard. My score was 2,000 points. Sweet! Two thousand points! Then among the other competitors, I noticed Hoooknswoop's 18,000,000 points, SkyMonkeyOne's 20,000,000 points, and JC Colclasure leading the board with 25,000,000 points.

SkyMonkeyOne came up to me and congratulated me for a good run in the beginner division. Then he looked around, and said, "The skydivers here are awesome, but the skiing spectators just suck. As I was doing my run, none of them flashed their boobies."


I just had to share my bizarre dream with people that would appreciate the humor in it. :)
And sorry, Chuck, but in the dream, JC won. No offense. :S

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"Never seen it. Should I?"
Bladerunning sequence on a slalom slope at Tahoe right at the end.......
I guess you must have been there subconciuosly (sp?:P)cos you describe it pretty well......

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He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson

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What you need is a subtle sign to let you know that you spend too much time on dz.com.....



You clearly have no idea what you are talking about. When you have another 3000 posts and can be considered my peer, we'll talk about it. Now be quiet. I need to keep posting. ;)

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"When you have another 3000 posts and can be considered my peer, we'll talk about it"
*Sniff*
[Sardonic voice] dunno why I bother speaking to you at all [/sardonic voice]
;)

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He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson

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Nacmac,

Will you please be quiet. I'm trying to relive to the part of the dream where the skychicks (unlike the skichicks) were flashing their boobies at me. I'm sure you can understand your own lack of importance compared to a ski slope with plenty of female skydivers clapping loudly with bared, bouncing boobies. ;)

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I fully understand my place in the grand order of things, Justin.:$
Its way below skychicks flashing you....(thats actually a relief!)
sweeat dreams pal, I'll leave you to it now...Have fun.....;)

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He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson

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When you have another 3000 posts...



Given that your post rates is TEN times mine I think it'll be a while before I'm worthy. :P

If I go to sleep tonight thinking really hard about topless skychicks on skislopes can I have the same dream?

Gus
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Given that your post rates is TEN times mine



Don't sweat the post numbers, Gus. You have 4 times my jump numbers, so I'm really just posting in compensation. [:/]

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If I go to sleep tonight thinking really hard about topless skychicks on skislopes can I have the same dream?



Go ahead. It is a good dream. I'm happy to share.

If any skychicks want to post some pics of their boobies to jumpstart the dream again, that would be great! B|

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