mujie96 0 #1 February 7, 2003 If I happen to not be getting any at this point in my life and I find the banging of the neighbor's bed kinda erotic? I mean, if they didn't want the wohole world to know what was going on they would have moved the headboard the requisite 3 inches from the wall, right? Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #2 February 7, 2003 Im so sorry if I kept you awake. I will move the bed tonight when I get home. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scotts 0 #3 February 7, 2003 Yes, it is wrong. But you're there (HI), and i'm here (NY), and my tongue just isn't that long.Sorry, i couldn't resist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #4 February 7, 2003 move your headboard a bit closer and join them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #5 February 7, 2003 perhaps the headboard starts off 3 inches from the wall...it's hard to rock a girls world, he's doing the best he can. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 February 7, 2003 I have never lived in an apt where i heard the neighbors having sex. I guess i'm lucky for that. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #7 February 7, 2003 QuoteIf I happen to not be getting any at this point in my life and I find the banging of the neighbor's bed kinda erotic? I mean, if they didn't want the wohole world to know what was going on they would have moved the headboard the requisite 3 inches from the wall, right? It's ok mujie. If you find it erotic go ahead and enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #8 February 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteIf I happen to not be getting any at this point in my life and I find the banging of the neighbor's bed kinda erotic? I mean, if they didn't want the wohole world to know what was going on they would have moved the headboard the requisite 3 inches from the wall, right? It's ok mujie. If you find it erotic go ahead and enjoy it. What the man said. I love aural sex. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 February 7, 2003 Yeah, seriously, who cares? Just lay back and enjoy listening, close your eyes and use your imagination...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindahl 0 #10 February 7, 2003 I lived in an apartment for three years, and the guy upstairs had a 2am friday night head board banging session regularly. I can't say I ever found it erotic though. Jealous maybe, but not erotic. Although, if it floats your boat take advantage of it. Try a little self indulging next time they start up. Close your eyes and imagine who? where? and how? It's sure to relieve some tension! Everyone dies! Not everyone really lives!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #11 February 7, 2003 ya know, this was on sex & the city in one of the earlier seasons. Samantha ended up leaving a note for them and proposing a 3 some with them, sight unseen. showed up and it was a very out of shape 60+ couple. pretty funny. It could be pretty amusing to vocalize back. take em off guard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #12 February 7, 2003 See, thats exactly what came to mind once I read the post... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakous 0 #13 February 7, 2003 Quote It could be pretty amusing to vocalize back. take em off guard. Indeed, you could bang back on the wall in between the rythms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #14 February 7, 2003 the courtyard outside my place, along with the walls and building design make for a great echo chamber. There have been times where I'll hear 2 different women, really loud and really vocal, and random dude grunts for marathon sex sessions. I thought it was cool and all. hey pro create, or just practice... it's all good. I acted like a director of a symphony for a minute, then I just went about my work Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #15 February 7, 2003 I havnt posted in over a week in talk back thanks for saving the world from boredom Mujie "A lap dance ain't no fun unless the stripper cries" Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #16 February 7, 2003 In the last week you've posted over 25 times to talkback....Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 February 7, 2003 OMG, why do i find that amusing as hell?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #18 February 7, 2003 since I have never heard it, I guess that means the noise is cumming......sorry......coming from my place >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #19 February 7, 2003 Quote I have never lived in an apt where i heard the neighbors having sex. Guy walks out of his apartment and bumps into a couple on the way to their car. The woman says, "Hi, we're your neighbors. I'm Phyllis." The guy turns to the man she is with and says, "Well, then, you must be FRANK, FRANK, OMIGOD YES FRANK!"Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #20 February 7, 2003 funny my roommate (you'll meet her when you get to eloy, shes hard to miss) tells me our upstairs neighbor has a new boyfriend..she's nicknamed him " the 2 min man" ____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #21 February 7, 2003 Take advantage of it! I would hesitate from letting them know you indulge, listen, etc. Could cause for much akwardness .Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #22 February 7, 2003 do you own a "Buddy Christ"???? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #23 February 7, 2003 6.5.4.3.2.1namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pablito 0 #24 February 7, 2003 Not wrong at all, go with their rithm Cielos Azules Pablito "If you don't overcome your fears they will overcome you first" Shady Monkey/6Segundos Rodriguez/AKA Pablito Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
