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I just agreed to pick up SUNSHINE!!!! ya know the SUNNYONE from the airport for the mardi gras boogie !!! what do i do ...bring flowers of beads ....shower her with goddness of run in fear .... ive never been close to a PPG what do i do....wisper seabazz nothings in her ear????? plus i also agreed to let her use my laptop to get on line ....will i ever see my laptop again?????? what to do ....what to do .....uggggg!!!!!!!!! :P
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Kreg,

You're gonna need to stock up on two things before she arrives...

Twirly cookies and Tropicana Pure Premium orange juice with no pulp and double vitamin C.

Those should keep her at bay for at least long enough to get from the airport to a safe place.

Kris

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Been there, done that :o Hey Sunny -- where's my T-shirt!

She is delightful and a lady of sensitivity and refinement. And a bunch of other shit too...

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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ive never been close to a PPG what do i do.

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Well if it smells like someone farted and there's a PPG , a dog and you in the room...the dog didn't fart LOL:D;):P

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The key to handling a PPG is beer



sunny doesn't drink beer!!!!! so no luck with that...... now on the other hand..plunk a bacaridi silver ir smirnof ice in front of her and yo should be all set!


kreg, god save your soul, yo have no idea what you have goten into!!!! atleasti know my good freind sunny will be taken care of by another good fiend!!!

p.s. if it gets cold be prepared to share your covers with her!! she seems to come unprepared to camp...lol....

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plunk a bacaridi silver ir smirnof ice in front of her and yo should be all set!



Those kind of fit in the beer category....they are sold in grocery stores. ;) I would have sworn I saw her stumbling around with one of the beer cups in her hand....guess something other than beer was in it.
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I would have sworn I saw her stumbling around with one of the beer cups in her hand



don't think so....unlss maybe she was already very drunk......but i can't say i even saw her with a beer....and i kept close tabs on her....she didn't know it at the time but i was stalking her....lol.....j/k...

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