n2skdvn 0 #1 February 8, 2003 I just agreed to pick up SUNSHINE!!!! ya know the SUNNYONE from the airport for the mardi gras boogie !!! what do i do ...bring flowers of beads ....shower her with goddness of run in fear .... ive never been close to a PPG what do i do....wisper seabazz nothings in her ear????? plus i also agreed to let her use my laptop to get on line ....will i ever see my laptop again?????? what to do ....what to do .....uggggg!!!!!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 February 8, 2003 Were you drunk?!?!?! God help your soul I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #3 February 8, 2003 Oh yes she even said i have to buy her a jump now....oh ...oh ....oh...help!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #4 February 8, 2003 Just don't dare her to take her underwear off with out taking her shorts off too.....Clay did that once Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #5 February 8, 2003 QuoteThere's a lot of different things that we do during life that could potentially harm us and I choose not to stop doing those things Makes you want to reconsider this huh? Good luck my friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #6 February 8, 2003 that was from laural clark the astronaut who was killed in the columbia accident i like thoes words of wisdom.... if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opie 0 #7 February 8, 2003 I like the quote, all this time I've been giving you credit for it. I think it may have gotten you in a little over your head though with this sunnyone situation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #8 February 8, 2003 thanks for the credit but it is not mine ...as for suny ....aaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #9 February 8, 2003 Kreg, You're gonna need to stock up on two things before she arrives... Twirly cookies and Tropicana Pure Premium orange juice with no pulp and double vitamin C. Those should keep her at bay for at least long enough to get from the airport to a safe place. Kris "Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball"Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #10 February 8, 2003 Whatever you do, don't agree to hold her hand while she tries to pee on a wind flag. Been there done that LOL "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #11 February 8, 2003 Just keep her away from Peanut! ....or is that keep Peanut away from her, damn, I forgot!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #12 February 8, 2003 Been there, done that Hey Sunny -- where's my T-shirt! She is delightful and a lady of sensitivity and refinement. And a bunch of other shit too... Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #13 February 8, 2003 Quote ive never been close to a PPG what do i do. can't give you any advice but the experience will last ya a lifetime! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #14 February 8, 2003 *** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ive never been close to a PPG what do i do. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well if it smells like someone farted and there's a PPG , a dog and you in the room...the dog didn't fart LOL "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #15 February 8, 2003 The key to handling a PPG is beer TG prefers corona I saw the sunnyone drinking something in a cup from the beer truck haven't met skygirl yet. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #16 February 8, 2003 QuoteWhatever you do, don't agree to hold her hand while she tries to pee on a wind flag. I guess dating rituals have changed in the past few years, huh?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #17 February 8, 2003 I like wine myself but a Heine will sufficeThe first thing I would give Sunny at the airport is a great big hug. ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #18 February 8, 2003 QuoteThe key to handling a PPG is beer sunny doesn't drink beer!!!!! so no luck with that...... now on the other hand..plunk a bacaridi silver ir smirnof ice in front of her and yo should be all set! kreg, god save your soul, yo have no idea what you have goten into!!!! atleasti know my good freind sunny will be taken care of by another good fiend!!! p.s. if it gets cold be prepared to share your covers with her!! she seems to come unprepared to camp...lol.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #19 February 8, 2003 Quote plunk a bacaridi silver ir smirnof ice in front of her and yo should be all set! Those kind of fit in the beer category....they are sold in grocery stores. I would have sworn I saw her stumbling around with one of the beer cups in her hand....guess something other than beer was in it.Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #20 February 8, 2003 QuoteI would have sworn I saw her stumbling around with one of the beer cups in her hand don't think so....unlss maybe she was already very drunk......but i can't say i even saw her with a beer....and i kept close tabs on her....she didn't know it at the time but i was stalking her....lol.....j/k... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #21 February 8, 2003 She could have also been holding someone else's....the possibilities are endless Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #22 February 8, 2003 (taking notes) thanks guys....(taking notes) if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites