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A sign at a business establishment in Philadelphia, PA:

"WE WOULD RATHER DO BUSINESS WITH 1000 AL QAEDA TERRORISTS THAN WITH A SINGLE
AMERICAN"

This sign was prominently displayed in the window of a business in Philadelphia. You are probably outraged at the thought of such an inflammatory statement. One would think that anti-hate groups from all across the country would be marching on this business ... And that the National Guard might have to be called to keep the angry crowds back. But, perhaps in these stressful times one might be tempted to let the proprietors simply make their statement . . . We are a society who holds Freedom of Speech as perhaps our greatest liberty . . . And after all, it is just a sign. You may ask what kind of business would dare post such a sign?





Answer: A Funeral Home (Who said morticians had no sense of humor?)
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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That's how important free speech is in society in general (dz.com not withstanding :P).

Hell, if all of us agreed, we wouldn't have all these nifty threads and discussions. It would be rather boring.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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I always thought morticians would have cheesey senses of humour..."how are you?
"A little stiff."

"what'd you do last night?"
"went to the bar. I'm dead tired."

Stuff like that

S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

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