n2skdvn 0 #1 February 11, 2003 Subject: FW: Important Drug Update Break-thru Medications...For Women Only!!! ****************************************** D a m i t o l ============= Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours. S t. M o m 's W o r t ===================== Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. E m p t y N e s t r o g e n =========================== Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out. P e p t o b i m b o =================== Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. D u m e r o l ============= When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music. F l i p i t o r =============== Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. A n t i b o y o t i c s ======================= When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up. M e n i c i l l i n =================== Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?" B u y a g r a ============= Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree. E x t r a S t r e n g t h B u y - O n e - A l l ================================================= When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura. J a c k A s s p i r i n ======================= Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number. A n t i-t a l k s i d e n t =========================== A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers. R a g a m e t ============= When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #2 February 11, 2003 TOO FUNNY <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
