bvsdjumper 0 #1 February 11, 2003 best if read first then look at pics Safe For Work... Quote"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was. He said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.(see PHOTOS) She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had." Gas in car to go to groomers = $4.50 Cat car carrier =$32.99 Grooming fee = $80.00 Getting the look from one seriously ticked off cat = Priceless Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #2 February 11, 2003 had to hold thoes laughs in so as not to get in trouble...thanksif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #4 February 11, 2003 Can't.....>... breath.... > sides... hurt...> Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #5 February 11, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA must pee.... HAHAHAHA <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lukepinion 0 #6 February 11, 2003 That is hillarious! Excuse me while i get a new pair of pants! Luke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #7 February 11, 2003 Another funny, just in time for Valentine's Day! edited to say it's pretty much work safe... but be careful just in case... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #8 February 11, 2003 Quote Another funny, just in time for Valentine's Day! THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!, isn't it romantic? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #9 February 11, 2003 Rebecca just stop NOW!Just glad my face isn't in view Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #10 February 11, 2003 LMAO That's so true.... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #11 February 11, 2003 i think i'm going to give my dad's girlfriends cat a new hair cut. later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 February 11, 2003 Hey, I just started posting- there's no stopping me now! (Oh yeah, hi everyone! I'm new here! And sneaking in past the introductions forum. Mwahaha! ) Glad you liked it!! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #13 February 11, 2003 ROFLMAO!!! That cat is too funny! Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #14 February 11, 2003 My wow (woman of the week) just laughed her ass off and said that was me!!!!! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fool 0 #15 February 11, 2003 I can't beleive they actually charged HER for that...I'm curious...when the guys said "I know what a lion cut is."...does anyone else assume that means that enough people have actually WANTED that done to their poor cats, that the guy didn't evewn look at her funny? Pretty scary. That cat does NOT look very happy. S.E.X. party #1 "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #16 February 12, 2003 Quote Hey, I just started posting- there's no stopping me now! (Oh yeah, hi everyone! I'm new here! And sneaking in past the introductions forum. Mwahaha! ) Glad you liked it!! You Bitch, Go back and introduce your skank ass!! Welcome to the posts and do the right thing! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #17 February 12, 2003 That tub doesn't look very deep. I think the funniest part of that will happen when he LANDS. Can you say ow? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #18 February 12, 2003 Bite me Conway. And watch your language, or you might get soap-pied next time I see you at the DZ! Ehh, I might still introduce myself... it just seems so formal... Push, I think she's gonna break his fall! Later dudes you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #19 February 12, 2003 I really do that to my cats in the summer time...Theyhave really long hair and it gets pretty hot here in Texas.7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #20 February 12, 2003 Quote Bite me Conway. ------------------------------ OK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #21 February 12, 2003 Oh! Tee hee!forgot who I was dealing with... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #22 February 12, 2003 Thanks for the invitation! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #23 February 12, 2003 Now, Rebecca, didn't you know that being called a Bitch is a compliment? B = Beautiful I = Intelligent T = Talented C = Cunning H = Horny Now, what nicer compliment could you want? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #24 February 12, 2003 A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window. Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off. Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey." The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says, "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?" "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #25 February 12, 2003 Oh, I concur! I have no problem with that! It was that skank part- no one calls my ass skank!! That is, unless they're just jealous! Jess, in response to your joke: BWAHAHahahaha!! Oh lawdy- here I go, down the slippery slope into the black hole of post-whoredom... Must r e s i s t... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
