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What a great opportunity to f*ck up royally.

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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed,
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face,
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
I see your face when I am dreaming,
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell".
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

FFF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

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:$ You two sure know how to make a girl feel wanted. :)

I'm sure I'll have a wonderful time in Texas (Feb. 13-16th) and in California (March 13-16th).

As for the weather...if it's above -15F, I'll be thrilled!
Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Only 1 single rose is needed for me:
Card reads:"Dear Right Hand, thanks for being there for me.
Ever since you pulled me through puberty, I knew I could count on you as the the one reliable to stroke my ego":ph34r:
"Love,
The little Brain he tends to think with mostly":P

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Thanks for the reminder. I am really good at forgetting all about such doings and then wonder why the wife is so disgruntled with me much of the time. I even forgot our 20th wedding anniversary. The day came and went and nothing happened. A few days later I remembered and had to go on a pilgrimmage to do something big to convince the little woman that I was still sweet on her. I ended up building her a big porch swing in the back yard with a big hand carved heart on it. (with Steve plus Pam in the middle of it). Pretty romantic huh? Actually it was my daughter's idea. But it pulled me up out of the shit real fast.

Each year she tells me not to spend much on her for such doings as Valentines Day, but she's really disappointed if I don't come through with something. So anyway I've got to figure out something good. She's letting me fly out to Eloy next week, so I've to stay in good graces. It took several weeks of begging and whining to get this far, and I don't want to blow it now. Steve1

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Take lessons in how to give a backrub, if you're not already practiced. Then practice on her.

If there's a "fun learning" type of place, they might have a "massage for couples" class. It's fun, and can lead to romance.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Jeez...is this thread a lesson in how women say what they think they should say, but not in what they actually mean??? "Oh, Valentines is just another day, you don't need to get me anything just because its Feb 14th." Yeah. right.

And I suppose that the fact that suddenly a dozen roses cost $60 is just a coincidence...:P that's more than 3 jump tickets...>:(

Valentines day could be rearranged w/ a few letters replaced to be Vaseline's day....'cause that's what might as well happen to us if we fuck up!!:D

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All are excellent suggestions, JP!

I on the otherhand, have a different one. It involves NOT being involved with anyone over v-day. It saves the guy the agony of what is sure to go poorly. Ok, i'm being pessimistic considering that the one GF i did have over v-day totally loved everything i did, but the chances of things working out like that again are slim to none! ;)

I think it would be convienent to start a relationship in March. This way, you have 11 months to figure out what to buy for that person if it lasts that long.:ph34r:

Guess that means that after this friday i am back on the market!!! ;) lol

b

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Hey, Lenny!

I'm going to be flying into LA or Burbank - not sure which one yet - on March 13th returning March 16th. Michele is being an absolute sweetheart and being my tour guide (plus trying to convince me that California's the place to be :D), and we're going to do some jumping - probably at Elsinore.

That'd be cool to meet up with you if you're in the area. Good luck convincing the wife!

Otherwise, hopefully, the weather will be good Feb. 22nd/23rd, and we can meet up and jump then at SK. :)

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

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Guess that means that after this friday i am back on the market!!!


I'll warn the others! :P:D

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I think it would be convienent to start a relationship in March. This way, you have 11 months to figure out what to buy for that person if it lasts that long.


:D Another convenient Valentine's Day avoidance: get into one of those constant break-up/make-up relationships. Try to get the other person to break up with you about 3 weeks before Valentine's Day (because surely you don't want to look like the bad guy). Make up about a week afterwards.

And, guys, Valentine's Day isn't all that hard...just do your research with the authoritative source...COSMO! They'll tell you all you need to know!
There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

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