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Dear Rack............................Skybytch......

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It's tough. But somehow, between wearing baggy t-shirts and occupying myself with things other than my huge breasts, I manage to make it through most days without once complimenting myself on my incredible set of knockers.

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"occupying myself with things other than my huge breasts"

You're going to have to explain this part to the guys. We don't have them and yet they occupy all our time. What are these "other things"?

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On the days you can't go without complimenting yourself on your knockers, what exactly do you say?


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To hell with what you say? What do you do? And is there video?


I would show and tell you boys, really I would, but I can't do that. I'm afraid such knowledge and the attendant video footage would scar your poor young psyche's and leave you unable to achieve breast nirvana with anyone ever again.

I can't do that to you. I like you both far too much to be responsible for that.

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"scar your poor young psyche's "

I appreciate your concern for these youngsters. Wouldn't want any damage done to the young. However, since I don't fall into that category, it's all good here.

I think I can handle the shock because of my years of research into the topic. I'm just like a doctor, except that I only have a white coat and none of the training. :)

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However, since I don't fall into that category, it's all good here.


Ah, but then my fine young friends would become insanely jealous of you, and that would turn into more harsh words. I couldn't be responsible for any bad feelings amongst my fellow post whores. It wouldn't be right of me.

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Since I've been back jumping, I haven't been to many boogies yet. But from what I can gather boogies are a lot wilder now than during days of "Yore". (Whatever that means?) I'm trying to practice some new big words that I just learned. At any rate jump meets back in the 70's usually involved drinking a fair amount of alcohol and there was a lot of wacky tobaccy being smoked, and I heard tales of some folks doing the dance of the flaming ass hole during the wee hours of the night, but I don't recall ever seeing any racks. I feel kind of cheated.

I went to Lost Prairie last summer and could hear all sorts of cheering and hollering going on down at the bar at night. This year I intend to investigate exactly what's going on down there. I'm not positive, but I've heard tell that there may be some real vile and luscidius stuff (whatever that means) going on down there. At any rate I don't intend to miss out on all the fun again this year! (Even if I am kind of an old Geezer.) Steve1

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