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phatcat

Ever put a firecracker in dog poop?

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You need more options, such as "Not yet, but I don't want to talk about international relations, either."

-Miranda
you shall above all things be glad and young / For if you're young,whatever life you wear
it will become you;and if you are glad / whatever's living will yourself become.

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Well, OK, maybe not dog poop, but we did blow a lot of other stuff up. A childhood friend of mine almost blew his hands off with an artillery simulator.

My last New Year's Eve party in Germany (94-95) we had about DM1500 (~$1000) worth of fireworks. Almost blew Kato's little yellow skin off!

The night before, we were "testing" some of them. This one rocket, bigger than a bottle rocket and with fins that connected to a ring shaped fin at the bottom was really cool. It went way up and blew up real cool. We were trying to decide what to next when we heard this "whhoooOOOOOOOOOO!!" - the thing was coming back DOWN - RUN! It hit a shed in the neighbors' yard with a metallic BANG!

One Summer, I was hanging out by the Neckar River with a bunch of Yank friends for the Heidelberg Castle illumination fest. A bunch of people we knew were on a riverboat going up and down the river that afternoon, waiting for sunset and the fireworks. As they came by the second time, we mooned them, so they would come closer the next time. That's when we threw Super China Boller D (like M-80s) I saved from the previous New Year into the water next to the boat. They started laughing "Hey that stuff won't work when it's we-" BOOOM-SPLOOOSH. It was like some great naval battle and they got SOAKED!

Ahhh ... recreational explosives!

In high school, I was in Army Cadets then the Canadian Militia (reserves) - all artillery. Got to blow even more shit up.

Peter

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What kid hasn't done that at some point growing up?



Sigh...just another way I'm realizing that I had a sheltered childhood. :S
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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We blew up lots of shit hills, however the funniest thing we did with a firecracker was to put it in the butter dish at a friends house. We had his little brother light the fuse so "we didn't do it". It took about 10 days to see the true extent of our prank, when the butter that was stuck to ceilings and wall in every room within sight of the kitchen turned brown... We may as well have blown up a pile of shit on the kitchen table. His mom never did question why there was butter on the ceiling of the family room.

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