hookitt 1 #26 February 14, 2003 Quote OK. Most of ya'll rock. But offer up somebody who's a challenge who's ass I can eventually kick in. Dude We're on!!! Sky fighting!...Lets see what you got---------------BATTLE---------- - - My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #27 February 14, 2003 Quote Today I found just the person. A guy 2 offices over has bought an electronic cat. He brought it in today. It is life size and sits on his desk. It looks back and forth. It snarls when you pull its tail. It goes "meow" when you pet it. Loudly. Someone pets it (I kid you not) every 30 seconds. It stopped being funny around 9:30 this morning. It is 4:30 now. Something bad is about to happen to it. Why not give it some water?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #28 February 14, 2003 Quote Today I found just the person. A guy 2 offices over has bought an electronic cat. He brought it in today. It is life size and sits on his desk. It looks back and forth. It snarls when you pull its tail. It goes "meow" when you pet it. Loudly. Someone pets it (I kid you not) every 30 seconds. It stopped being funny around 9:30 this morning. It is 4:30 now. Something bad is about to happen to it. My sister got one of those for X-mas. We laughed our @$$es off cuz when it meows it sounds like an asian lady saying "meow...meow" about an hour later we turned it off... now as far as I know its collecting dust some where >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #29 February 14, 2003 Sky fighting! Sounds Cool! But with you? That'd be about as challenging for you as kicking puppies. It's Friday and I've got a brand-new rig sitting within arms reach. It has tie-dye. I just know I'll be really stable in my head-down because this one has tie-dyeI'll be semi-normal for a few more hours. Then I'll be eatin pizza and drinking champagne and shots of Jameson's. How does that famous saying go? HOOTIE-HOO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #30 February 14, 2003 You're the one who asked for a challenge - - Congrats on the rig. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #31 February 14, 2003 QuoteI just know I'll be really stable in my head-down because this one has tie-dye [Smile] See? Gear does make you a good jumper. I knew it! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #32 February 14, 2003 *** But offer up somebody who's a challenge who's ass I can eventually kick in.*** See, you gotta read the post. I have about 400 jumps. You have about 4 zillion. "Deuce and Hookitt are both jumping at a rate of 10 jumps a week. Deuce has 400 jumps, Hookitt has 4 zillion. When will Deuce arrive at Hookitt's skill level?" Answer: "When monkeys fly out of his ass" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #33 February 14, 2003 Quote "Deuce and Hookitt are both jumping at a rate of 10 jumps a week. Deuce has 400 jumps, Hookitt has 4 zillion. When will Deuce arrive at Hookitt's skill level?" Answer: "When monkeys fly out of his ass" LOL --Classic. - -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #34 February 14, 2003 But why are there monkeys in your ass? and if they fly are they skymonkeys? Duce what have you done now! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #35 February 14, 2003 Oh, no. Dude, this is FACTual! Monkeys spontaneously gestate in your lower colon when localized conditions approximate the Omega point of your personal human experience. When that condition peaks, the monkeys deliver themselves unto the world fully formed, winged, and really, really, smelly. Anything can happen when monkeys fly out of your ass. You have to be careful what you want, or you could end up fighting, say, the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man for the future of mankind. Don't f*ck with flying monkeys! Word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,566 #36 February 14, 2003 Deuce, go home. Have a nice glass of something while your wife and daughters gaze on adoringly. Fondle your rig. Do more of the stuff that earns those adoring gazes. You don't want to get close to the Ass Monkey, at least from what I heard from Chuck. Have a good one WendyThere is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #37 February 14, 2003 OMG...now that just made my day. Deuce and Hookit skyfighting and flying monkeys -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #38 February 14, 2003 Quote Right now, I'm watching serene Mary (Skyrose) skydive with about a dozen of my buddies at Eloy. so you're sayin' I made the video..... Yeehaw! thanks for all your hard work, deuce. keep your head up. Life can't be all that bad. At least you are a skydiver!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #39 February 14, 2003 Quote so you're sayin' I made the video... Youbet! Stills and video. That Arizona Airspeed guy grabs your butt on every exit.Damn quick, those world-champions Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #40 February 14, 2003 Quote Quote so you're sayin' I made the video... Youbet! Stills and video. That Arizona Airspeed guy grabs your butt on every exit.Damn quick, those world-champions WHEW, glad to hear it just wasn't my ass he was grabbing J/K"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #41 February 14, 2003 Quote That Arizona Airspeed guy grabs your butt on every exit. I knew it! Yeah, that is why he put me next to him in the formation. He just wanted to touch my butt....~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #42 February 14, 2003 LD, you were DIVING on all the formation loads! VROOOOOOM! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #43 February 14, 2003 I KNOW, he kept patting me on the ass as I got on the plane.....I feel so....used "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrose7 0 #44 February 15, 2003 NO!!!! Say it isn't so! I felt so special for that brief moment...and now? I feel so...so... eh, he still touched my ass. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The mind is like a parachute--it works better when it is open. JUMP. MaryRose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #45 February 15, 2003 Quote he kept patting me on the ass as I got on the plane.....I feel so....used bwahhhhhhhhhh!! welcome to my world! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #46 February 15, 2003 Quote Quote he kept patting me on the ass as I got on the plane.....I feel so....used bwahhhhhhhhhh!! welcome to my world! Well, if I was female I probably wouldn't mind but seeing how I'm not, it's quite disturbing"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #47 February 15, 2003 Quote Well, if I was female I probably wouldn't mind but seeing how I'm not, it's quite disturbing Bwahhh....yeah well next time I'll pat you and see how you like it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #48 February 15, 2003 Quote Quote Well, if I was female I probably wouldn't mind but seeing how I'm not, it's quite disturbing Bwahhh....yeah well next time I'll pat you and see how you like it What da ya mean next time? Your hand was on my ass so much I thought I had 3 hands there for a while"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
