Deuce 1 #1 February 14, 2003 The best thing about being a cop, is giving everybody the benefit of the doubt, letting them have the first swing, and then using the minimum amount of force necessary to take them into custody. Seriously. Cause some people just demand that you kick thier ass. I am having a really sh*tty week. PM's from DZ.com buddies are keeping me going. Right now, I'm watching serene Mary (Skyrose) skydive with about a dozen of my buddies at Eloy. I'm duping the VHS tapes of the skydives at Eloy. The tape is called "Deuces 3 Days at Eloy" and it was the most fun I've had in my 30's. OK. Most of ya'll rock. But offer up somebody who's a challenge who's ass I can eventually kick in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #2 February 14, 2003 Quote OK. Most of ya'll rock. But offer up somebody who's a challenge who's ass I can eventually kick in. Wasn't it you that was mentioning not to post when your drunk?"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 February 14, 2003 dude this is the guy that dives into bands for fun!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #4 February 14, 2003 I'm on my way to drunk. Right now I'm just generally pissed. Isn't it after 11:30 where you're at, Scott? 16 oz gloves, among friends, let's go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #5 February 14, 2003 I could point you in the right direction...I have a client who thinks their sole mission in life is to drive me politely crazy. Or maybe you could talk to the buyer's agent I'm currently dealing with. Or hell, I dunno, I could look up my ex's number and you two could mix it up. Except he might make a pass at you... Hey, just trying to help here. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #6 February 14, 2003 Ah. Thanks Viking, band surfing! My next-door neighbor is a drummer in a blues band, but he's in a wheelchair from getting crashed into by a cop car (great motivation for blues lyrics!) Memorial Day! Memorial Day! Memorial Day! And I get to skydive with Michele again. Such a pretty girl! Argh. Tomorrow is another day. And it's the last day of this week! Whoo hoo! Shit! I forgot for a second! I've got a brand-new rig coming to work tomorrow! WTF! Wow! I'm looking forward to going in now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #7 February 14, 2003 Quote I'm on my way to drunk. Right now I'm just generally pissed. Isn't it after 11:30 where you're at, Scott? 16 oz gloves, among friends, let's go. yeah, after 11 but it's a 4 day weekend for me bud. Sorry, gloves are for pussies. ya know the whole train as you fight mantra Fight club doesn't have shit on my PT/combatives program"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 February 14, 2003 Quote ya knowm the whole train g as you fight mantra Wait a sec, Holmes. I'm drunk? So long as you let me tap out, I'm on.Badass snake-eaters.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #9 February 14, 2003 HEY, where's my fucking DVD essay? You edit like old people fuck "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #10 February 14, 2003 Quote The best thing about being a cop, is giving everybody the benefit of the doubt, letting them have the first swing, and then using the minimum amount of force necessary to take them into custody. Did he miss or did he pop you? You get hurt at all? EDIT: Heh, disregard the avatar, it seems at tad more comical in the context of an ass-whoopin' thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #11 February 14, 2003 Quote And I get to skydive with Michele again. Such a pretty girl! LOL! You must have me confused with someone else. Although I will jump with you again in a heartbeat, Deucy. And maybe I could get a copy of the tape this time, too! Good news about the rig - someday, I will have my own gear...and then - then, I will be a good jumper. That's how it works, right? You get your own gear and magically you're a good jumper? Please tell me that's what'll happen...otherwise, there is no hope for me. Hang tight, Deuce. It only sucks for a while, and then the weekend comes, when you can experience gravity sucking...and all will be right with the world. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #12 February 14, 2003 QuoteYou get your own gear and magically you're a good jumper? Please tell me that's what'll happen...otherwise, there is no hope for me. Ummmmmmm. "Yes."Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #13 February 14, 2003 Phat, that avatar doesn't even require a closed fist.. Just a half-assed bitch slap. ( A Bytch slap requires considerably more. I'VE been Bytch-slapped, I know) And Scott? FUCK YOUR DVD! Can you tell I'm at home? It's VHS, despite the best efforts of Cajones and NacMacfeegle to assist me in pulling my digital head out of my analog ass. You will get the disc of all the photos, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #14 February 14, 2003 Quote And Scott? FUCK YOUR DVD! Can you tell I'm at home?It's VHS, despite the best efforts of Cajones and NacMacfeegle to assist me in pulling my digital head out of my analog ass. ROTFLMMFAO!!! Hell, you got your ass whooped by a DVD and you want to fight me? BBBBBBWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #15 February 14, 2003 QuoteYou get your own gear and magically you're a good jumper? Please tell me that's what'll happen...otherwise, there is no hope for me. *********** Ummmmmmm. "Yes." Oh, Jess, I simply adore you. Thanks for keeping my hope springing eternal and all that. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,567 #16 February 14, 2003 Michele, you're already a good skydiver. Really -- you bring skydiving to others through your writing. With your own gear you'll just be able to look as cool as Deuce!!! Deuce, I hope your gear's arrival makes up for your week; sounds like you've had several bad ones in a row. ttfn WendyThere is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 February 14, 2003 If you really want, if it'll make you feel better, you and me can fight next time we see each other... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #18 February 14, 2003 As a school counselor I work with a lot of kids that are really mixed up. Usually the reason is because their parents are pieces of crap. I had a kid yesterday tell me that he was afraid to go home because his dad was going to discipline him. This often involved getting punched in the face and even kicked when he is down. (He's only a 6th grader). Years ago when I was teaching 6th grade I had a student go home for Christmas vacation and he never came back. His Dad was having a bad day, so he ended up beating his son to death. I'd really enjoy seeing someone nock the bejesus out of some of these parents. Maybe I could even help. Sorry to add more depressing news. Maybe we should talk more about Eloy. I'll be there next weekend. I'm ready for a break. Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #19 February 14, 2003 Quote I'm on my way to drunk. You are all hereby ordered to have a beer on me!!! I started getting the shakes already on the plane! I'll be dry for the next 6 months!!! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #20 February 14, 2003 Poor baby! Bullshit, though! Even Sub officers find ways to get booze. Pruno. Baby, that's the answer! Toilet wine! Argh. Maybe not. I will buy you all the booze you want, and clean after both you and Chuck when you get back. You have to come to Cali, though, and experience the Byron love, though. Our boogie is in September, and I've got a Pool..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #21 February 14, 2003 But I'm coming out in May so I'll miss the Sept Boogie. This whole continent stuff is getting on my nerve. I agree with Steve1. I have a kid who was beat by her mother last week so you can have a crack at her, but only if I get a few licks in. Happy Valentines Day. Await your rig with a smile on your face. I still have until my birthday in April for mine to get here. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 February 14, 2003 Quote But offer up somebody who's a challenge who's ass I can eventually kick in. Step outts the plane buddy and catch me....then you can TRY to kick my a$$ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #23 February 14, 2003 Hey Deuce, now that your (hopefully) sober, you know I was joshing ya right? "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #24 February 14, 2003 Quote Deuce is not a normal guy Did somebody say he was? Cause that's really funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 February 14, 2003 Today I found just the person. A guy 2 offices over has bought an electronic cat. He brought it in today. It is life size and sits on his desk. It looks back and forth. It snarls when you pull its tail. It goes "meow" when you pet it. Loudly. Someone pets it (I kid you not) every 30 seconds. It stopped being funny around 9:30 this morning. It is 4:30 now. Something bad is about to happen to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
