eeneR 3 #1 February 14, 2003 ONE BIG ASS! A couple had been married 15 years. One afternoon they were working in the garden together. As the wife was bending over pulling weeds, the husband said, "Hey honey, you're getting fat. Your butt is getting huge! I bet it's as big as the gas grill now!" The husband, feeling he needed to prove his point, got a yardstick, measured the grill and then Measured his wife's butt. "Yep," he said, "Just as I thought; just about he same size." The wife got very angry and decided to let him do the gardening alone. She went inside and didn't speak to her husband the rest of the day. That evening when they went to bed, the husband cuddled up to his wife and said, "How about it honey? How about a little lovemaking?" The wife rolled over and turned her back to him, giving him the cold shoulder. "What's the matter?" he asked. To which she replied, "You don't think I am going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie, do you?She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #2 February 15, 2003 LOL __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #3 February 15, 2003 dats funnyLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #4 February 15, 2003 lol if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #5 February 15, 2003 Love it, just love it. I'll bet she's the kind who doesn't cover it with a sweater too Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #6 February 15, 2003 Quote Love it, just love it. I'll bet she's the kind who doesn't cover it with a sweater too Wendy W. [Sir Mix Alot] I like big BUTTS and I can not lie!" [/Sir Chops Alot] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #7 February 15, 2003 Quote I like big BUTTS and I can not lie!" You saying I have a big butt!!!!Oh wait, nevermind I do!!!!hee heeShe is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SteveM 0 #8 February 15, 2003 ... I agree, a nice "caboose" on a lady is a definite turn on. (I know they have breasts implants, "butt" do they have them for the derriere yet? ^..^ Steve M >^..^for me -- SkyDiving is a life sentence -- for it has saved my life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 7 #9 February 15, 2003 Sadly, they do. "My anaconda don't want nun unless you got buns hun!.....Baby got back.. din din din dindin dindin dindin dindin dindin dindin dindin din Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
