quade 4 #1 February 19, 2003 Ready Oh yeah? Really?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #2 February 19, 2003 If in high rise building take base rig to work! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmcd308 0 #3 February 19, 2003 It does tell you to stay as far away from a nuclear blast as possible - sound advice. ---------------------------------- www.jumpelvis.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #4 February 19, 2003 I'm always ready. But you weren't talking about that, were you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #5 February 19, 2003 Quote It does tell you to stay as far away from a nuclear blast as possible - sound advice. i'll try to keep that in mind >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 February 19, 2003 Quote If there is an explosion or other factor that makes it difficult to control the vehicle, pull over, stop the car and set the parking break. This is a joke, isn't it??? If it is difficult to control the vehicle, how do you pull over, stop the car and set the parking brake???Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #7 February 19, 2003 Holy sheep shit.... that's a nice web site. makes me fell safe. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #8 February 19, 2003 QuoteIf in high rise building take base rig to work! Always take your BASE rig.... Every where! -My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #9 February 19, 2003 This is nothing other than a marketing tool for the war against Iraq. I do wish that people were better equipped to handle their business during disasters but this is just fear-mongering. I have nothing against taking out Saddam but this is some bullshit propaganda."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trilete312 0 #10 February 19, 2003 Damn, I wish I could corner the market on visclean and duct tape. It is sad that there was actually a run on this stuff.----------- Ready, Set, Gooooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunman 0 #11 February 19, 2003 Holy living fuck. Just how stupid does our government believe we are? QuoteIf you see large amounts of debris in the air, or if local authorities say the air is badly contaminated, you may want to take this kind of action...Seal all windows, doors and air vents with plastic sheeting and duct tape. Consider measuring and cutting the sheeting in advance to save time. Yeah, and while you're doing that, be sure not to breathe. Oh wait, you'll already be dead so it won't matter. It's this kind of BS that puts people in such a state of panic that they do stupid stuff like trample each other to run from a little pepper spray. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #12 February 19, 2003 Duck! ... and cover Things must be getting tense down yonder ... I sent my sister the DHMO website (Bay area, CA). She didn't find it funny ... and she has a science degree!!Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #13 February 19, 2003 Priceless! In the what to do in a high rise section it tells you "Listen for and follow instructions." Seems like that worked well for everyone who did it last time a high rise was attacked. Maybe they should have put 'Get the hell out of the buildig as fast as you possibly can." Seems like that might be a bit more sound. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #14 February 19, 2003 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you see large amounts of debris in the air, or if local authorities say the air is badly contaminated, you may want to take this kind of action...Seal all windows, doors and air vents with plastic sheeting and duct tape. Consider measuring and cutting the sheeting in advance to save time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yeah, and while you're doing that, be sure not to breathe. Oh wait, you'll already be dead so it won't matter. I heard on a radio talk show just this morning that there is no way you can seal your house up. Air comes in from the smallest cracks. House weren't made to be airtight. There is no way you could seal up the whole house. Gee.......I can't believe that some people really rush out and buy plastic and tape.May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunman 0 #15 February 19, 2003 The funny thing is, if you do manage to make your house airtight, you'll freaking suffocate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 February 19, 2003 I remember the nuclear attack drills when I was 7 or 8. They would have us "duck and cover". Get under your desk and put your hands over your neck. I suppose so they could identify the dead using a seating chart. We were 30 miles from Tampa's MacDill AFB, a primary target. Anyway, they told us all about "nuclear winter" and being 8 yo kids, we understood zero. That year, it actually snowed. The flakes would melt when they touched the ground, but none of us had ever seen snow (Florida). It took the teacher 15 minutes to explain that this was not a nuclear attack and that we could go outside and run around in it. We played in the falling flakes for 2 or 3 hours. Kind of a reverse snow day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
