rhino 0 #1 February 20, 2003 Two women apply for jobs. They look exactly alike. Oth their applications they list the same last name, address and phone number. They were born to the same parents, on the same day, same month, same year. Everything is identical. The receptionist says, "You must be twins!" They say, "No." How is that possible Rhino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #2 February 20, 2003 They are two from a set of Triplets.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 February 20, 2003 What if they were 2 from a set of quadtruplets, huh? HUH? EVER THINK OF THAT ONE SMART GUY? hehe (thought any more about S. Padre?) --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #4 February 20, 2003 That would rock!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 February 20, 2003 Or...2 from a Cloning Factory in Walla-Walla __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #6 February 20, 2003 split personalities...myself and I work at the same place, the only problem is that I only get paid half as much cuz I get the other half! uhh....or something.... >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #7 February 20, 2003 The receptionist was drunk? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #8 February 20, 2003 reading alot of SUV ads lately??____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhino 0 #9 February 20, 2003 LOL hehe... BUSTED!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #10 February 20, 2003 Quote split personalities...myself and I work at the same place, the only problem is that I only get paid half as much cuz I get the other half! ya sometimes my split personalitys get into confersation, and then we start to argue with myself, and then i can't apologize to him, because i know i'm lyingl later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #11 February 20, 2003 I hate that! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 February 20, 2003 mmmm a scitzophrenic huh? What do you do when one of you says pull and the other says wait? hummm...?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #13 February 20, 2003 Quote mmmm a scitzophrenic huh? What do you do when one of you says pull and the other says wait? hummm...? every time that happens my damn cypress pulls for melater Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 February 20, 2003 Quote They are two from a set of Triplets.. Which leads to an interesting thought... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #15 February 21, 2003 Quote mmmm a scitzophrenic huh? What do you do when one of you says pull and the other says wait? hummm...? Both of my personalities are junkies, but they all agree when it comes to that! I start talking to myself at 3k me:ok we are at 3k lets pull me:alright lets do it me right at about 2,500ft >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 February 21, 2003 I have an unauthorized autobiography. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
