jraf 0 #1 February 21, 2003 OK, I have not insulted you all filthy assholes in a while, so this is to report on the Valentines weekend and my really unseccessfull court appointment in VA Arrived in VA on the 13th in the evening. Met up with this woman I know, I mean skydiver chick and all. Court appointment 2 hours away next morning. The skydiver chick and I talked till early hours. Result - 2 hours sleep. So I wake up, drink my coffe and walk to me aluminium charriott...only to find out that the court date was at 9:00 AM the day before.....FUUUUUUUUCK. Went back to sleep...said skydiver chick comes over and we BS a bit more.... Found out about cool place to eat at VABeach in the evening...you know no date and all that stuff. Drove around and managed not to get a ticket Evening Valentines..after 5K run made myself all pretty and put enough cologne to make a French whore house blush...I go out to 501 City Grill. Nice place, I would have left the flounder filet without the batter, but not bad. Cool pictures on the walls. Ater food, I went to bar, drank a martini and drove around some neighbourhoods. Friend with whoom I was to get together fell asleep on the couch, so I did not get to see her....bummer Saturday...Holly shit was breakfest a show. I mean I was at this place and a bunch of very Christian people around. So I'm chowwing on my croissants...drinking my coffee..people around the coffee shop are talking about Geezus, religion and all....suddenly I see them touching each other's butts in a semi sit train...all praying and then one falls and just remains in the coffee shop entrance....hallelluyah scream all the rest!!! Bizzare I say Bizzare. I had to climb over the half dead dude twice to get my coffee So saturday afternoon the skydiver chick and I meet at Barnes&Noble..I mean a small tazp tea and all...pretty cool. That evening I go to pick her up and we have just the greatest evening...prolonged into the early morning hours ....Sunday morning she came into my room and woke me up. It ewas the best thing to happen to me. SKYDIVER CHICKS ROCK!!!!! ...left Sunday Aafternoon and managed to get back to FL alive Told Travis I would be in VA baeach, but he ignored mejraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #2 February 21, 2003 Somehow.......knowing you.......I'm sure every word of that is true. I can tell you from experience...It PAYS to show up for court. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #3 February 21, 2003 Actually Clay, weather I showed up or not my $207 I now owe the Commonwealth of Virginia would be due anyway....but, at least by not showing up to court I got to........BS.......with the said skydiver chick. jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #4 February 21, 2003 Quote at least by not showing up to court I got to........BS.......with the said skydiver chick. Sweeeet!! That's worth $207 all by itself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #5 February 21, 2003 Clay, one of these days...in few months I will tell you the details....trust me...it was INVALUABLE!!!!!jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #6 February 21, 2003 Sorry, I couldn't meet up with you.. but I did give you a great restaurant to visit, right??? HOpe you had fun anyway..catch you next time around.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #7 February 21, 2003 Yeah, that picture on the wall looked awfully like you...and some lecherous blond babe...I mean Travis would like her, I'm sure jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #8 February 21, 2003 That was me..LOL.. I told you I made a name for myself in that place.. You didn't believe me, did you.. I did get to meet another dz.commer recently and we checked out babes at HOoters.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #9 February 21, 2003 Hooters...babe, I could tell you all about them...you know, left knob AM dial...Right knob FM. So how are your boobies fine lady?jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #11 February 21, 2003 Well nothing to blush about liubovnitsa I just hope yours are as well as the ones I encountered in VA Beach. By the way...thanks for the tip...Valentines was not all that bad after all....jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #12 February 21, 2003 I don't remember learning liubovnitsa in my Russian studies....... do i need to break out my old books? Because Ya ne panimAyu vas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #13 February 21, 2003 No...I think you will easily find a book with that particular word written in cyrilic...like Ty Moya Liubovnitsa...i ty znayesh shto ya tebya liubliu bolie chem zhizn..but you know that anyway krasavitsa moya jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #14 February 21, 2003 Ne magU zhIt' bes tebyA...LyublyU tebyA vsem sErtsem, vsEy dushOyu...that's about all I remember, besides numbers, alphabet...a poem about a little bird....I believe by Pushkin.....and a poem about a crocodile....not sure of the author though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #15 February 21, 2003 Quoteand some lecherous blond babe...I mean Travis would like her, I'm sure WTF........ dont bring me into this....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #16 February 21, 2003 Vsey dushoy i vsem sedtsem will suffice I suppose. I still remember the: Buriya mgloyu niebo kroet, Vikhry sniezhniye krutia To kak zvier ona zavoyet, To zaplachiet kak dietia No ya tebia sovsiem liubliu...i liubit budu, vo vce vriemia jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #17 February 21, 2003 Kristen needs to travel to Moscow to perfect her language studies..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #18 February 21, 2003 Well...maybe Kristen needs a local tutor...I could sacrifice myself....maybe?jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #19 February 21, 2003 Dude chill....she looked real...spicy jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #20 February 21, 2003 more Pushkin.. not the little bird poem....but a good one nonetheless V krovi gorit ogon' zhelan'ya, Dusha toboj uyazvlena, Lobzaj menya; tvoi lobzan'ya Mne slasche mirra i vina. Sklonis' ko mne glavoyu nezhnoj, I da pochiyu bezmyatezhnyj, Poka dohnet veselyj den' I dvignetsya nochnaya ten'. 1825 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #21 February 21, 2003 Most definitely a Dekabrist poem. We need to discuss this in further detail fine lady. It is so interesting after alljraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #22 February 21, 2003 was that the timeframe when they tried to stop the coronation of Nicholas??? Okay...we do need to discuss this further..LOL.. over coffee.......the wine is making my mind think of other things Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #23 February 21, 2003 Yes coffee will be just fine...and I can offer you wine after that...I mean all revolutions in Russia had their genesis in the movememt of December 1825...shall we start our own little revolution? I am a sworn anarchist after all..."let's stirr trouble" jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
