freeflyz 0 #1 February 21, 2003 That's what the country of Turkey wants in order for us to depoly U.S. troops into there country,and guard the Turkey/Iran border! Yeah we''ll get right on it!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #2 February 21, 2003 >That's what the country of Turkey wants in order for us to depoly U.S. > troops into there country,and guard the Turkey/Iran border! Yeah > we''ll get right on it!!!! They'll get it. Turkey is too important to US war efforts, and money talks way faster than diplomacy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 February 21, 2003 "We want.....TEN BILLION DOLLARS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #4 February 21, 2003 So what you're saying is, the next big terrorist organization will come out of Turkey?it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 February 21, 2003 On the other hand, Bulgaria is welcoming American troops with open arms. They have already called for reinforcements to aid American troops. Bularia welcomes troops Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #6 February 21, 2003 hmmm.... I thought they wanted 30 billion but we only offered 26 Billion.... Hey, what's a few bill amongst friendly countries, right? 30 Billion, wouldn't that cover quite a few state deficits? 30 billion, how many unemployment checks would that pay? 30 billion, how many big macs would that be? edited to add apostrophe's I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #7 February 21, 2003 That's funny i think, we have people in the U.S. starving to death,homeless people,people with no jobs,but we can shell that money for war,GOTTA LOVE THAT Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #8 February 21, 2003 If that was me I would of said i want to help your country noy buy it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #9 February 21, 2003 Holy Shit, it takes me 3 or 4 years to make that kind of money !! ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #10 February 21, 2003 Now check this out, we might pay the turks [Dr. Evil voice] 26 BILLION DOLLARS!! [/Dr. Evil voice] and George W. is saying that will grant more TAX CUTS, my question is...where is the money coming from if the American people will pay less taxes?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ERICCONNELLY 0 #11 February 21, 2003 Quotewhere is the money coming from if the American people will pay less taxes? Hmmm...ever use a VISA card? Buy now - pay later. Let the next guy worry about it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #12 February 21, 2003 >Let the next guy worry about it. This coming from the guy who said "We will not pass on our problems to other Congresses." Oh well. Perhaps the strategy is to get the deficit built up to the point that the economy collapses beneath its own debt just as the next democratic president comes into office. That way the GOP can say "See?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattb 0 #13 February 21, 2003 Quote That's what the country of Turkey wants in order for us to depoly U.S. troops into there country,and guard the Turkey/Iran border! Yeah we''ll get right on it!!!! How about - if you let us in we won't bomb our way in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #14 February 21, 2003 >How about - if you let us in we won't bomb our way in? That would cost more than 26 billion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #15 February 21, 2003 Quote >How about - if you let us in we won't bomb our way in? That would cost more than 26 billion. Sounds like a BARGAIN to me __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattb 0 #16 February 21, 2003 Quote>How about - if you let us in we won't bomb our way in? That would cost more than 26 billion. I suppose I shouldn't stoke the fires of these threads like this with sarcasm. Give Turkey just about whatever they want - they are the buffer between the West and radical movements. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 February 21, 2003 How about we tell them that we are going to do some construction between the Tigress and Euphrates rivers ? The new Garden of Eden Theme Park. We'll run the war covertly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #18 February 21, 2003 >The new Garden of Eden Theme Park. We'll run the war covertly. MusliDisney! We could get Hussein to leave Iraq altogether; there won't be any place for him to park. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #19 February 21, 2003 Quote "We want.....TEN BILLION DOLLARS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" "You're annoying Mister Bigglesworth...""The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 February 21, 2003 Getting them to leave is a good idea. Every good Muslim is supposed to make a pilgrimage to Mecca. Instead of spending $30 billion dollars in Turkey, how about taking advantage of Greyhounds $99-to-anywhere fare. If we put all the Iraqis on the bus to Mecca, we could do it for $2.5 billion. While they were gone, we could go over there, take over the place, use $5 billion on a toga party, trash the place, t.p. Sadams presidential palace, load up the WMD, and come home. I'm sure the plan has flaws, but at first glance, I think it's a money saver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowflake 0 #21 February 21, 2003 QuoteNow check this out, we might pay the turks [Dr. Evil voice] 26 BILLION DOLLARS!! [/Dr. Evil voice] and George W. is saying that will grant more TAX CUTS, my question is...where is the money coming from if the American people will pay less taxes? Oh you think GW means all Americans.....well he don't he means the really rich people will pay less taxes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,118 #22 February 21, 2003 . . . Not to Eat the Cat! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #23 February 21, 2003 Quote That's funny i think, we have people in the U.S. starving to death,homeless people,people with no jobs,but we can shell that money for war,GOTTA LOVE THAT Hmmm *gets the gears in his head churning* What this "war" boils down to (apparantly) is saving american lives, right? I wonder how many lives would be saved if this 30 billion were used in the ways listed above, and in similar ways left unmentioned. Ooo, and what's this operation costing at a whole anyway? 30 billion is probably chump change compared. Maybe we shoud just bring the war machine home, pocket all that cash, and cure cancer by next Thursday . Oh yeah, it's late afternoon on a Friday. Forgive me, work is melting my mind. There are parts of me dripping onto the keyboard and gumming up the keys.... that sounds nasty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harryskydives 0 #24 February 21, 2003 While they were gone, we could go over there, take over the place, use $5 billion on a toga party, trash the place, t.p. Sadams presidential palace, load up the WMD, and come home. I'm sure the plan has flaws, but at first glance, I think it's a money saver. The only real flaw I see is getting you promoted to 4 star general in time to pull it off. Hey I am in, if you think Saddam has a big beer / wine stash at his palaces. Don't run out of altitude and experience at the same time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
